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Dinodin badhta jaye

Dinodin badhta jaye apka karobar, pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyar, hoti rahe sada apar dhanki bochar, aisa ho apka DHANTERAS ka tyohar. HAPPY DHANTERAS

Roshan ho deepak

Roshan ho deepak sara jag jagmagaye,
liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram jee hain aaye,
har shahar yu lage mano Ayodhya ho
aao, har dwar har gali har mod pe hum deep jalaye. Happy Diwali

Din raat Vyapar bad

Laxmi Aayegi Itni ki Sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat Vyapar bade itna Adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj me banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye
.
Deep Jalte Jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, Dua hai hamari
Aap Chand ki tarah Jagmagate rahe.

"Happy Diwali"

Wish u Happy Diwali

Wish u Happy Diwali

I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu

bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi "BUZURGO" ko nipta lu.

Wish u Happy Diwali

Wish u Happy Diwali

I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu

bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi "BUZURGO" ko nipta lu.

Ashirwad Mile Bado Se

Ashirwad Mile Bado Se
Sahyog Mile Apno Se
Khusiya Mile Jag Se
Doulat Mile Rub Se
Yahi Duaa Karte He Hum Dil Se

Wish U A
"Happy
Dipa

Roshan ho deepak sara jag jagmagaye,

Roshan ho deepak sara jag jagmagaye,
liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram jee hain aaye,
har shahar yu lage mano Ayodhya ho
aao, har dwar har gali har mod pe hum deep jalaye. Happy Diwali

Before Marriage:-

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: no! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:no!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
now simply read from bottom to top

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: no, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Teacher : What do you call a person

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

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