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Tere JISM pe main apne JISM Ko rakhon
Tere HONTON ko apne HONTON se MASLON

Tujhe Piyar main itni SHIDDAT se karon k Teri JAAN Nikal jaye
Us DARD se Teri Aankhon se AANSU Jhalak jaye

Tu TAN se or mann se Sirf meri ho jaye
BADAN se Tere Lipta rahon or Subha ho jaye

SUBHA Tujh se jab main Pochon Teri RAAT ka AALAM
Tu Sharma kar Mere SEENE se Lag jaye.
Peer,
Beta, Koi mannat Maango
.
Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
.
Peer,
Beta, mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,
Peer: Beta koi mannat mango

Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain

Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen
Mere Wajood Ki Mujh Mein Talash Chhod Gaya,
Jo Puri Na Ho Kabhi Aisi Aas Chhod Gaya,

Wo Chahaton Ki Talab mann Ki Pyaas Chhod Gaya,
Mujhe Bana Ke Wo Ek Zinda Laash Chhod Gaya,

Yehi Karam Nawazi Uski Mujh Pe Kaam Hai Kiya,
Ke Khud To Door Hai Yaadein To Paas Chhod Gaya,

Jo Khwahishein Thi Kabhi Hasraton Mein Dhal Gayi Ab,
Mere Labon Mein Wo Ek Lafz "KAASH" Chhod Gaya,

Ye Mera Zarf Hai Ek Roz Usne Mujhse Kaha,
Ke Aam Logon Mein Ek Tujhko Khaas Chhod Gaya,

Baharon Se Mujhe Isi Liye To Nafrat Hai,
Inhi Raaton Mein Mujhe Wo Udaas Chhod Gaya,
PyAr Se ChaHe ArMaaN MaaNg Lo
/
RuThkar ChAhe MuSkAan MaaNg Lo
/
Bus Tamanna Yeh Hai Ki Na DeNa
Kabhi DhoKha /
Fir HaNskar ChAhe JAAN MAaNg Lo.
1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?

Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita

Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
kiya likhon tery naam sajan
tuje sochon subho sham sajan
tm neeli jheel ka pani ho
mohobbat ki ek kahani ho
tm pyar ka meethe bol ho
tm hr ek se anmol ho
tm aasman ka badal ho
tm mari aankh ka kaajal ho
tm mere mann ki jeet ho
mere labon ka geet ho
tm chaman me khilta gulaab ho
chahat se likhi kitaab ho
tm mere liye mere sanam ho
jo toot na sake wo kasam ho
kiya likhon tery nam sajan
tumhe sochoun subho shaam sajan
Bheegi AankhOn WaLi Larki


Meri Taraf Jab Daikhti Hai Tu


mann Main JaL ThaLL Kar Jati Hai


Mujh Ko PagAL Kar Jati Hai. .*
Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

Ye keh kar woh humari puri 7UP pi gaya Faraz...


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Tu meri aadhuri piyas piyas
Tu a gai mann ko raas raas...
Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki mannat Mani Thi"...:-)
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)