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qabristan

Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
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Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...

New Version of I Love Walking in Rain..

“I Love Walking in Rain
So That No One Can See My Tears”,
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It’s a Bit Old One
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. Do You Know The latest One??
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“I Love Walking in Any Season,
Because
Petrol is Now "78 INR" Per Litre”.

Latest Versions of Java

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

Sardar:
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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

Latest News On GeO

latest News On GeO. . .

"Mushta''el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .

Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "

GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->

Old concept

Old concept: "Do or die "
New concept: "Do before u die "
latest concept: "Dont die until u do "
Our concept:
"WHAT TO DO!?!?!"

Good Night

Interviewer asked sardarji:

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

''Ek dum latest and

''Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.''

According 2 the latest

According 2 the latest research NISWAAR helps in improving eye sight

EVIDENCE :-PESHAWAR main chaand 1 din pehlay nazar aa jata hay...

Latest poem in SCHOOL.

latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY

Latest poem in SCHOOL.

latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY

The latest slogn of boys:

The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

Latest Bathroom Songs . .

latest Bathroom Songs . . .

Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk

Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja

Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-

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