khudkushi SMS Messages15 messages

bijli chali gai

jisey dil diya wo dili chali gai

jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai

jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai

majboor hoker socha

khudkushi ker loon

per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.

pathan ke BV!!

Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta

pathan khudkushi!

Pathan:
khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha
khudkushi
Hram hy
Zulm hy
Gunah hy
Buzdili hy
Pagalpun hy
Aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab khudkushi karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

teri yadoon ke bina koi

teri yadoon ke bina koi lamha guzara nhin
ik pal nhin jub tumein hum ne pukara nhin

meri nakamiyun ka itna be gham na ki jiye
agar app jeetey hein toh mein hara nhin

ye naqsh_e_dard kesey utara jayein chehrey se
mein ne abi app ka gham dil se utara nhin

tere bin yoon kat rahi darya_e_zindagi mein
kashti be hai maaji be hai kinara nhin

kar rakha hai jiss ne sarey ghar mein ujala
ansoo hein mera ye koi toota houa tara nhin

kiss ko galey laga ke royein namuraad hum
iss bhari duniya mein apna koi sahara nhin

mareez_e_ishq hai tamanai khudkushi ka ab
gehrey hein dil ke zakham aur koi chara nhin!

News reporter:

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.

TEACHER:
Us ne khudkushi kar li.
Usey khudkushi karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.

STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,

Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....

TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

TEACHER:Us ne khudkushi kar li.. Usay khudkushi karni parri..

farak batao....

STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->

Mein tum sey pyar

Mein tum sey pyar karta hoon! mein tumharey baghair zinda naheen reh sakta, agar tum mujhe na millee to mein khudkushi kar loon gha, chahey kuch b ho jaye mein tum sey hee mohabat karta rahoon gha.

Shabash seekh liya.......ab rozana 10-15 sey yehi bol diya karna

Latest Urdu Dictionary

Latest Urdu Dictionary

Ikhlaq:
Jis Ki Supply Km Demand Zayada.
Admi:
Wo Janwar Jis Ki Khaal Kai Martba Utari Ja Sakti Hai.
Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
Dopatta:
Aj Kal Locket K Tor Per Use Hota Hai..
Darzi:
Jo Sar-E-Aam Logon Ki Jaiben Or Galay Katta Hai Or Koi Kuch Nahi Keh Sakta.
Desk:
Students K Bjanay K Kaam Aata Hai.
khudkushi:
Aj K Dor Ki Halki Phulki Dhamki.

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"

Magar?

"khudkushi Haram Hai".

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)

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