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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAkE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

Q : Woh kon sa Gunnah (Sin) kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah khudhkhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap ko Tuba karni ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba kar Sako tu Woh khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)

Woh Kiya hai Jisay

Q : Woh kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???

Ans : GUSSA ..

: EK Shakz Peeda

Q : Ek Shakz Peeda (Born) Hova Japan main , Pala Bhara (growin) France main , Lekin Mara (Dead) Turkey main ????

Ans : Marhum ( LATE ) [ Itz funny but its true ]

Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon

Q : Duniya ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )

Duniya Ke Woh

Chalnay (walking)

Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???

Ans : Jab Admi Chalta Hai Tu Pehle Earhi Uthata hai But jab Insan Dorta hAi tu Pehle Panja Rakhta HA

Woh Kon se question

Q : Woh kon se question hai Jin ka jawab insaaan Haaan ( yes ) Main nahi de sakta ?? ager Yes Deta hai tu Woh Jhoot (Lie) Bolta hai ???

Ans : kiya Ap Soo Rahe Hain ? kiya Ap Murda (dead) Hain ?

Woh Kon si cheez

Q : Woh kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???

Ans : Behri Jahaz ka Langar ( Anchor )

: Sana ne Without any

Q : Sana ne Without any reason train ki Zanjeer kehnch dii But ause koi Fine nahi Hova kaise ????

Ans : kyonke Train Station Pe khari Hoi Thi LOLxx. Funny Answer :)

Duniya main Sab

Q : Duniya main Sab se Zyada Istemaal hone wali Sawari ka naaam Bataye ???

Ans 9 : LIFT Q : Duniya main Sab se Zyada Istemaal hone wali Sawari ka naaam Bataye ???

Ans 9 : LIFT

Yaara (11) Hazar

Q : Yaara (11) Hazar , yaara soo (100) Yaara Ruppeeee .... Numbers main lekh kar dekhay ???

Ans : Most Interesting sawal hai ... ais mai Yaara (11) Hazar , yaara soo (100) Yaara Ruppeeee .... Numbers main lekh kar dekhay ???

tu aise lekhe jaye gaye --> 12111

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