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"Doctorate"

"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum kya kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... khana kha k Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe kya kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate

Hansa And Praful From Khichdi

Hansa And Praful From khichdi

DECIDE

Hansa : Pradul "Decide" Matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa

Vo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi Dalte

Usme Hota Hai Na

"A Side"

"B Side"

To

"C-Side"

"D- Side" --->

"Decide"

Praful Increase Matlab

Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi ko Iron karte Waqt kya kehta Hai?

Hansa: kehta Hai ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree karni Padegi!

In Crease ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .

Alphabet

Alphabet

Hansa: Praful Alphabet Matlab

Praful: Alphabet Hansa,

Local Train Mein Safar karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi koi

Seat khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se kya kehti Hai?

Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,

Acha Toh Yeh Alphabet

Formality Matlab

Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?

Praful: Formality, Hansa!!

Praful: Formal Yaane Formal kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,

Formal kapde Pehen kar Chai Peene ko Formality kehte Hain!!

Asset

Asset

Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??

Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . .

Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . .

Taab
Vo Bhikari Log Aa kar kya Bolte Hai . . .

"Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . .

"Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..

Depend

Depend

Hansa : Yeh Depend kya Hota Hai Prafful??

Prafful : Depend Hansa . . .

Wo Swimming Pool Mein Ek Taraf To Paani kam Gehra
Hota Hai,

Aur Dusri Side Zyada Gehra... Deep-End.. Depend

Tournament

Tournament

Hansa:- Ae He He Praful,

Tournament Matlab

Praful:- Tournament Hansa!!!

Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,

Gehne Pehne Hain
Inko English Me kya kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!

Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa khush)

Melisa:-(Chidh kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament kehte Hain

Hansa:- Are kuchh Bhi Mat Bolll

Ek Jhhumka -- Ornament

Do Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"

Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa ko Bhi Babuji ki Tarah kuchh Bhi Nahi Ataa

Love is sweet poison

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved"s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

Luv & Kush r

Luv & kush r walking in village.
Luv falls into a well, y??
Coz luv is blind. kush also jumps, y??
Coz luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega.

I HAVE OPENED

I HAVE OPENED AN EMOTIONAL BANk A/C FOR U IN My HEART Deposit
your love, kisses, hugs in it & I will make sure that U Recieve
Interestas long as I am Alive.

If u say my eyes

If u say my eyes are beautiful, its b"coz they are looking at u,
for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come thru!!

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