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2 Ghante Attey ki Line Mei khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya

''Mei Musharaf ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.

kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey ki Line Mei khara Ho Gya

kisi Ne Pucha,

''kyu Maar Dia''

Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, ''Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..''

Jeenay Do Musharaf
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak ki Shandaar kamiyaabi k Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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Sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)
Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.

Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.

Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.

Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?

(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...
kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?
Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan kia Denge,


Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan kia Denge,


Jo khud Ghulam Hon America k,


Wo Roti kapra Makan kia Denge . . . ;->
If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters...

A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.
18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time Prime Ministership?

kia ye hain Awaami Masail jis per aaj N-League aur PPP ki Siasat ghoom rahi ha?

Ye Loag Mulki Diffah, Terrorism, Power Crisis, Water Shortage, Inflation, and Corruption ko Masail nahi samajhtay kia?

kia ye Jamhoriat ha?
kia ye Loag hamari Numaindagi kertay hain?

Zara sochiye and forward... ;->
Just Imagine

Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"

And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.

After 6 Months Of Palin''s Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)

Geo Zardari.
We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.

IN PAkISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices.
IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAkISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)
also CHINA ofers PAkISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.

Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.
Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.
expensive polices..
Our govt. is corrupt.
Everyday is a happy day

as long as you text me once a day.

I tell you, this is no lie.

A text from you always

makes me smile.
Someday Somehow

Watever U Prayed For Will COME TRUE...

It May Not Be In The Exact

Pakage U Wanted...

But...

It Will Be What GOD

Thinks Is Best For YOU...