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Jo Bun Paray Tou

Jo Bun Paray Tou
Ye KhuD Say Kahna Kabhi Tou JanAa !
Kay Tum Ko Aati Hay YaaD Ab Bhi !
Woh Aik Sunder , UdaSs Larki
Woh Khoi Khoi Si AankhOon Wali
Woh Uljhi Uljhi Si SoChOon Wali
Woh jhooti Muskan Ko LabOon Par Sajany Wali
Woh ApNay Baray MaY Dheeray Dheeray Say
Tum ko Sub Kuch Batany Wali
Woh Baat Bebaat , RoOth Kr Maan Jany Wali
Kabhi Kabhi Tou HisaaB-o-Hudd Say Bhi
YaaD Barrh Kar Hay Aany Wali
Sataanay Wali. . . . Mananay Wali
Woh Aik SunDer UdaSs LaRki.....

tujh say woh kuch paya

tujh say woh kuch paya
jo kuch main nay chaha
sukh kay pal
chahat ki gharyan
etebar kay rutbay
hum sa maghrur kiya tou nay kabhi dekha hai ?
logun nay tou jhooti nabuwat ka dawah kiya
Hum sa khuda !!!!
khudai ka dawa kerta hae
dekh jannah !
teri muhabbat main
hum kitnay maghrur howay

such tu yeh hai...!

such tu yeh hai...!
sub fasane hain duniya dari kay...
kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai,,,,,

such to yeh hai k zamane mein....

main bhi jhoota hoon...

tu bhi jhoota hai...

Dil chahta hai

Dil chahta hai

chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,

aur

jail jaon.

Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!

Filmstar Meera ne Geo

Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k
"Ager Main jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"

Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-

''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!

''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!

Kaki kaki
Haan beybay!

Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!

jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!

Lawan jutti
Na beybay!

Khol bootha
Ha Ha Ha!''

''Kisi ka jhoota peene

''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''

''meri yaad aye: yaad karo.

''meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo''

''1 Aadmi Apne Betay

''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:

Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )

Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )

Bivi: jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.

2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?

1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.

BIWI k kharche se tang

BIWI k kharche se tang aakar PATI bola.."1 kg. LipStick ek m0nth me kha jati ho.."

BIWI boli.."jhoot q boltay ho,500 garms to tum hi chaat jaty ho. Haha

Ek bari ek bhikhari

Ek bari ek bhikhari Santa ko kehta k bhagwaan ke naam pe kuch dede..Santa ne apni cycle bahar nikali aur usko.
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Cycle pe "jhootHE" dene lagg gaya--..

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