janwar SMS Messages25 messages

janwar Ma
Khawahish
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Frishtay Ma Aqal Hoti Hy

Magr Insan Ma Dono Hoti Hyn

Agr Wo Aql Ko Dba Le To janwar

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Agr Khuwahish Ko Dabata Hy

To Frishta Kehlata Hy
A msg rec by gov of pak frm n unknwn num,

9-dec-08 Pakistan k liye boht bhayanak din hoga, jo sari dunia k liye ek khofnak misal ban jaega, hmare log pakistan k kone kone mei phel gaye hain, or apne ozaro k sath tayar hain, suraj tlu hote hi pakistan mei khoon ki nadia behengi, ek b
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janwar nhi chorenge, sb ko qurban krdenge, ALLAHU AKBER
frm: ZKA (Zardari Kasai Association)

HAPPY EID in Adv. :p ;->
I love u. Mujy tumse pyar ho gaya
hai... ;->














Eid ul Azha se pehly har janwar se mohabbat karna har musalman pe farz hai.
So keep loving animals =P
Woh janwaron Ki Khushbu,
Woh Gobar Ki Badbu,

Woh Sardi Main Mandi Jana,
Aur janwaron K Sath Latak Kar Wapas Aana,

Woh Pinduon K Nakhray,
Aur Hamara Satana,

DIL Pasand K Bachhray,
Lasani Ki Bachhriyan,

Mubarak Ho Aapko EID Ki Khushiyan,
In Advance. :-)
Oye janwar

















Lay aye tum qurbani k liye...?
Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
Inteligence Test By P.A.F (Pakistan Air Force)
1) Wo kya cheez hy jo khayi bhi jati hy or pee bhi jati hy?
2) Wo kon sa mulk hy jahan 6 mahiney din or 6 mahiney raat rehti hy?
3) Baraf k makano main rehney waley log kya kehlaatey hain?
4) Duniya main sab se zyada kon sa khel khela jata hy?
5) Wo kon sa janwar hy jo pani main peda hota hy or khushki pe rehta hy?
Ans !!!
1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?

2.Woh Konsa janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?

3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?

4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya? ;->

Hy Dum Tu Batao :
Main nye soraj sye mohabbat ki
to woh ghoroob ho gaya
Chand sye mohabbat ki
to woh chhoop gaya
janwar sye mohabbat ki
to woh samjh na saka
Insan sye mohabbat ki
to woh wafa na ker saka
Akher mohabbat kia hye ?

muhabat woh hai jiska sooraj hamesha chamakta hai
muhabat woh hai jiski jaban janwar bhi samajhtey hain
muhabat woh hai jo insaan ko muhabat ki qabil banati hai
muhabat ye sab hai aur sirf muhabat
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......

Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...

pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha

o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...

doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy


to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"