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Once a sardar was

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???

Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???

bcoz

In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

ICC has decided to shorten

ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA

Vegetable msg...

Vegetable msg...

MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy

Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.

Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.

k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.

Ppl Say A Kiss Is On HEAD

Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD

A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS

A Passionate Kiss On LIPS

A Romantic Kiss On NECK

But

Seriously hotest Kiss Is On

Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
.
.
Girl: doctor ko dikha le Q K
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.... ;->

Student k dard ko university kya jane

Student k dard ko university kya jane

College k rivajon ko parents kya jane

hoti hai kitni takleef paper likhne me,

Wo kambakht paper check karne wala kya jane??

Kash koi "exam result"

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta

Winter is going 2 start...

Winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..

Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi..

Mamon... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

Put Your Hand On A hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

But

Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.

THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-

Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,

Kash Tum Meri BAKRI hote,

May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh

Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main ?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,

Main Main. . . ;->

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