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My voice Is TenDer, My Waist Is Slender and I''m Often Invited to Play. Yet Whereever I Go I Must Take My Bow or Else I have Nothing To say
What Am I...?

Answer :-

A Violin :)
A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In his Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.

How Did He Do This..

Answer :-

A Puma And A Cougar Are The Same Animal.
1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.

2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.

3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.

4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.

5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.

Its Challenge For All.
Qustions:

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"

6. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

7. Name the only other country (without India) to have got independence on Aug 15th?

8. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

9. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

10. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
What Part of a Human, which size doesn''t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

Do U think u can answer....

Answer

The Eye
Is Sawal Ka Jawab Do

Shadi Se Pehle Dulhan Ka Baap Dulhe Ko Kya Deta Hai?
Jo Shadi K Baad Wapas Leta Hai..?

Baap Apna Naam Wapis Laita Hai Bcoz Wife Husband K Name Apnay Saath Use Karti Hai
Its Challenge 4 U?

Ans) Chain, Sukh, Neendh, Khushi Etc.
Iss Ques Ka Ans Btaho
QUES?
Wo Khon Si Cheez Hai Jis Ko Agar Zameen Pe Painko To Nahi Tootti,
Lekin Agar Pani Mein Painko To Toot Jati Hai.

Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
I have head and tail,
but no body. Who am I?
?
?
thinking....
don''t know
i''m
Coin
('','')
Riddle:

One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 Paisa
One Cycle 25 Paisa

Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.
Riddle 4 u !

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry
Solve dis!
A boy forgot his
pin-code which was of 5 digits,
but luckily he remembered some hints how to 2 remind that password,
here are those clues.

1.first digit is equal to the square of second digit

2.second plus 3rd digit are equal to 10

3.4th digit equal to the 2nd digit plus 1

4.5th plus 3rd digit make 14

5.sum of all the five digit make 30.

Find the pin code
Let see how is your math...? ;->
Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.