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junoon-E-ishQ ka hasil,


sar-E-Aalam hAi ruswai,


judai mujh pe hAsti hay


wafAin Bain karti hAin.
Tumhara naam leta hon
To saanson main mohabbat ki
Kai perten ulat''ti hain
Tumhen aankhon main bharta hon
To aankhon se shua''en noor ki
Bahir nikalne ko tarsti hain
Tumhen sochon ki mutthi main jakarta hon
To saare jism main thandi hawaen chalne lagti hain
Abhi wazeh nahi mujh per......
Ky main chahat ki kitni manzilen teh ker k
Is manzil pe pohancha hon
Abhi wazeh nahi mujh per........
Ky meri soch aisi hai
Ya teri zaat main koi shabistaan sa ujala hai
Mager ik baat wazeh hai.......
Ky teri zaat ki mojodgi
Mere liye jeene ka iklota sahara hai
Meri sochon ka mehver hai
Mere jeene ka hasil hai
Agar tujh ko meri sochon se minhaa ker diya jaaye
To!!!!!
Baqi kuch nahi bachta
Yehi ik baat wazeh hai.
Taluq Toot Jaye Ga Mera Sare Zmane Se

Mere Apne Kahan Hon Ge
Tmhe Apna Bunana Se?

Tumhare Sath Sehne Se
Mujhe Tskeen Milti Hai

Bohat Takleef Hoti Hai
Tumhare Door Jane Se!

Humri JAN Jay Gi To Phir
Tum Jan Jao Ge

K hasil Kuch Nahi Hota Kisi Ko Azmane se!

Tumhara Naam Kase
Mita Don Apni Kahani Se

Bohat Gehra Taluq Hai Tera Mere Fsane Se.
Woh waqat woh lamhe hasin honge,
Duniya mein hum khush Naseeb honge,
Dur se jab itna yaad karte Hain aapko,
Kya haal hoga jab aap kareeb honge.
iShq Kii Daastaan Hai Pyaare,
Apani Apani Zubaan Hai Pyaare

Ham Zamaane Se iNtaqaam To Len,
Ek hasiin Darmiyaan Hai Pyaare

Tu Nahin Main Hun, Main Nahin Tu Hai,
Ab Kuch Aisa Gumaan Hai Pyaare

Rakh Qadam Phunk Phunk Kar Naadaan,
Zarre Zarre Men Jaan Hai Pyaare.
iShq Kii Daastaan Hai Pyaare,
Apani Apani Zubaan Hai Pyaare

Ham Zamaane Se iNtaqaam To Len,
Ek hasiin Darmiyaan Hai Pyaare

Tu Nahin Main Hun, Main Nahin Tu Hai,
Ab Kuch Aisa Gumaan Hai Pyaare

Rakh Qadam Phunk Phunk Kar Naadaan,
Zarre Zarre Men Jaan Hai Pyaare.
aye hasile khuloos bata kia jawab doon.

dunia yeh poochti hai mai q udaas hoon.


Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''
''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''
''Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''