death bed SMS Messages7 messages

Alexander the Great in his death bed said:
''''My last wish is that both my hands be kept dangling out of my coffin''''
I wish people to know that
''''I came empty handed into this world and empty handed I go out of this world.''
Two person on death bed. Ek wo jise ap PYAR karte ho & ek wo jo
Apko PYAR karta ho, and U can save only ONE.Whom would u like to
save? (REPLY WITH REASON)reply
||. . . ToDaYz ThOuGhT . . .||

Alexander the Great in his death bed said:
‘‘My last wish is that both my hands be kept dangling out of my coffin‘‘
I wish people to know that
‘‘I came empty handed into this world and empty handed I go out of this world
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
Man on his death bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!
A Memon On death bed..

My Wife Where r U ?

Wife : Yes I''m Here

Memon :My Children r U All Here ?

Yes Papa ...

Tou KuTTon Phir Ye Barabar Wale Room Ka Pankha Q Chal Rha Hy ... ??