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Sardar say kisi ny kaha

Sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
Sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.

Q: Why is Christmas jus

Q: Why is christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->

Q: Why is Christmas jus

Choose 1 Option:

Choose 1 Option:

If U r..
muslim=make me a easyload of 100Rs

If U r..
christen=sms me

If u r..
hindu=miss call me

If u r..
sikh=no answer

Ab faisla kar Lo!

Land lord

Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
christmas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

3 din select karta hun

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

the stone was rolled

The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in.” - Peter Marshall

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

christmas is a time

christmas is a time when everybody wants his past
forgotten and his present remembered. What I don"t
like about office christmas parties is looking for
a job the next day.

if one night a big f

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs
you and puts you in a sack don"t worry I told Santa I
wanted you for chrisTMAS.

from home to home a

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to
another. The warmth and joy of christmas, brings us closer
to each other.

christmas candle i

A christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise
at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

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