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If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside

Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
Lady:No Dr
ap ki Nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera husband sharif nahi hai... ;-)
Bapu Bola:
"Jo Bhi Msg Nhi KArta Usay Or Msg Kar,Aisa Karny Se 1Din Usay Sharam Aayegi,
Sorry Bolay Ga Or Msg Ya call Karega"



Bolay To


"Sharam aai kya"
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We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody..

But in the end

We go with tears knowing everybody..!

AND That''s called :

'''' STUDENT LIFE ''''.
Ab Koi Bathroom Sy
Uthe Aur Kahe k 75
Paise Me call Kro
Wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Wese Bhi Zong
k Customer Pehle
Din Sy Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Srf 75 Paise Me call
Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
call Krne Wala
Package Istimal Krte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do ;->
My
eyes:
Miss u

My
feelings:
LOve u

My
mind:
calls u

My life is U


I''ll die without u
I LOVE U

Aisa Teri wali mujhe bolti hai

Sambhal usko
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