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Q : Sana ne Without any reason train ki Zanjeer kehnch dii But ause koi Fine nahi Hova Kaise ????

Ans : Kyonke Train Station Pe Khari Hoi Thi LOLxx. Funny Answer :)
Q : Baadshah Akbar ke zamnay main Darayaye (river) ravi main zabardast Salab aya tha .. Lahore sheher ko zabardasht Nuksaan Pooncha Lekin baad shah Masjid jo Drayeaye Ravi ke pass hai woh nahi doobi bataye kyoon???


Ans : Badshah Akbar Ke Zamanay Mai Baadshahi Masjid Bani Hi Nahi Thi :)
Q : 4 ko 7 Bar Ais Tarah Lekhay k 100 Aye ...


You can Use Minus , Plus , Mulitplication AsweLL..

But answer IZ Derived Frm 7 timEz 4 ...


Ans : 44 + 44 + 4 + 4 + 4=100
This Is A Smart Test...
Try To Solve It...

"R + cAT + SHOW - RAT + SUN - cHOSE + MOON + I - NOON + GOAL + T - GOAT - U + E"

ThErE Is A WoRd B/w TheSe WoRDs
SolVe It .....
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The Answer Is " SMILE "
What wil u select 4 my personality..?

1.Blue Bangles
2.White Dress
3.Red Lipstick
4.Pink Earings
5.Silver Ring
6.Black Eye Makeup
7.Golden Shoes.

Reply.. Then i''ll tell u the answer..!



Blue Bangles: U think Im gud lukinG
White Dress:U think Im religious
Red Lipstick: U think Im hot Pink
Pink Earings: U think Im funky
Silver Ring: U love me
Black Eye Makeup: U think Im sexy
Golden Shoes: U think Im boring!
TodAy is REMEMBRING dAy,
RecAL ur miNd..

Or mEri kAhi hui aiSi bAt batAyEn jO ApkO Aj b yAd hy..

sEnd it 2 ALL ur frndz n gEt InTresTing MeMoriez
But repLy mE First..
chor Ki Biwi Ka Bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "

How ?? :

choR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka BhAi = MaMmOo
AuR chOr = FaThEr
U Have 7 Sticks "| | | | | | |". . . Make It Twenty Four Without Bending Or Breaking Them. . . !
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The Answer Is " XX|V"
Take away my first letter; take away my second letter; take away all my letters, and I would remain the same. What am I. . . ?
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Answer "Letter box "
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "Grand father, father, son "