I wil yad u very zyada
U b yad me bht much
U r very zyada gd dost of me
I thnk im b boht acha frnd of u ka
So plz dnt bholna me ko
Me also kadi v nai 4get u ;->
Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->
HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->
