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Walking alone is not difficult
But
When we have walked a mile with someone then coming back alone is very difficult
Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bhooka hun.

Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?

Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.

Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.
Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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Student: chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.
chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Mein Thehra Na Phir Kabhi,
Dil Ne Kisi Bhi Shakhs Ko chaha Na Phir Kabh,
Rootha Zara Si Baat Pe Uth Kar chala Gaya,
Aisa Gaya K Laut k Aaya Na Phir Kabhi,
Kuch Youn Mila Ikhlak Se k Bus Ishq Ho Gaya,
Wo Ajnabi Tha? Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir Kabhi..!!!
Ajj Halki Halki Barish hai
Ajj Sard Hawa ka Raqs bhi hai..
Ajj Phol bhi Nikhry hain
Ajj un main tera Aks bhi hai
Ajj Badal Kally Gahry hain
Ajj chand pe lakhon pahry hain
Khush tukre tare yadoon k
Bari dair say dil main thary hain
Ajj Yadain uljhi uljhi hain
Ajj taar yeh dil k sulge hain
Ajj yaad bohat tum aye ho...

"AJJ YAAD BOHAT TUM AYE HO"
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun

Saath Deta Hai ?

Mom/Dad ? - NO

Husband/Wife ? - NO

Friends ? - NO

LOVE ? - NO

Only.........


Ur cHAPPALS !




Utha kar lo cHOOM Lo Yaar
A,B,c,
D,E,
F,G,H,
I,J,
K,L,M,
N,O,
P,Q,R,
S,T,
U,V,W,
X,Y,
Z.
1,2,3,
4,5,
6,7,8,
9,0
thank God, all buttons of my phone r working fine, aap apna kaam karo .!.
Koi Dikha K Roye,
Koi chupa K Roye,

Humain Rulanay Walay,
Humain Rula K Roye,

Marna Ka Maza To Tab Hai Yaro,
Jab Qatil Bhi Janazay Per Aa Ker Roye,
ap main se jo koi bhe pehli martaba Hajj ya Umrah par jayey to Khana Kaaba pr pehli nazar partey hee ye dua mangey," Ya Allah Muje Mustajab al Dua bana de Aameen,:kaaba ko pehli nazar main dekh kr jo bhee dua mangi jayey woh qabool hoti hai , so plz remember
"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)
Mirror is my best friend, because when i cry it never laughts..:(
Most good judgment comes from experience. BUT Most experience comes from bad judgment.