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Inteligence Test By P.A.F (Pakistan Air Force)
1) Wo kya cheez hy jo khayi bhi jati hy or pee bhi jati hy?
2) Wo kon sa mulk hy jahan 6 mahiney din or 6 mahiney raat rehti hy?
3) baraf k makano main rehney waley log kya kehlaatey hain?
4) Duniya main sab se zyada kon sa khel khela jata hy?
5) Wo kon sa janwar hy jo pani main peda hota hy or khushki pe rehta hy?
Ans !!!
Santa Ek baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?

2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->
teri yaad ki baraf baari ka mosam
sulagtaa raha dil k under akaylay
irada tha ji lungi tujhse bichar kar
guzarta nahi ik DECEMBER akaylay!!
Meri Ankhoon Kay SAmandar main Jalan kaisi Hai
Ajj Phir Dil Ko Tarapnay Ki LaGan Kaisi Hai

Ab Kisi Chhat Pay Chiragon Ki Qatarin Bhi Nahi
Ab Teray Shehar Ki Galioyon Main Guthan Kaisi Hai

baraf Kay Roop Main dhal Jain Gay Saray Rishtay
Mujh say Pocho Kay Muhabbat Main Agan kaisi Hai

Main Teray Wisal Ki Khuwahish Ko na Marnay Doon Ga
Mausam-e-Hijar Kay lehjay Main Thakan Kaisi Hai

Raigzaron Main Jo Banti Rahi Kantoon Ki RiDa
Uss Ki Majboor Sii Ankhoon Main Kiran Kaisi hai

Mujhe Masoom si Pagal Larki Pay Taras ata hai
ussay Dekho Tu Muhabbat Main Magan Kaisi Hai
Meri Ankhon Ke Samandar main Jalan kaisi Hai
Aaj Phir Dil Ko Tadapne Ki LaGan Kaisi Hai
Ab Kisi Chaat Pe Chiraghon Ki Qatarin Bhi Nahi
Ab Tere Shehar Ki Galiyon Main Guthan Kaisi Hai
baraf Ke Roop Main dhaal Jain Ge Sare Rishte
Mujh se Poocho Ke Muhabbat Main Agan kaisi Hai
Main Tere Wisal Ki Khuwahish Ko na Marne Doon Ga
Musam-e-Hijar Ke lehje Main Takan Kaisi Hai
Raigzaron Main Jo Banti Rahi Kanton Ki RiDa
Us Ki Majboor Si Ankhon Main Kiran Kaisi hai
Mujhe Masoom si Pagal Ladki Pe Taras aata hai
us se Dekho Tu Muhabbat Main Magan Kaisi Hai
Santa Ek baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)
Me teri Yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Me teri yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Aur tu bolti hai k Thanda Matlab "Coca Cola" ;->
Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam



Aur



Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost

Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo ;->
BREAKING NEWS:

Multan mein Aaj baraf Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
BREAKING NEWS:

KaRaChi mein Aaj baraf Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!

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