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wo mujh ko jurm-e- mohabat ki yu saza dega

wo mujh ko jurm-e- mohabat ki yu saza dega
k lohe dil se mera naam tak meta dega
mujhe ye zid hai k meri ana rahe baqi
use ye zagham k akhir mujhe jukha dega
me ranjeshon se zamane k har jawaon agar
wo aik shaks mera hosala barha dega
bajaye dost k tum apne doshmano se milo
k ye ammal tu kaiy rangeshey meta dega
mere baghar mukamal nahi hai zat us ki
ye ighteraf-e- mohabat mujhe rula dega

Meri Ankhon Ke Samandar main Jalan

Meri Ankhon Ke Samandar main Jalan kaisi Hai
Aaj Phir Dil Ko Tadapne Ki LaGan Kaisi Hai
Ab Kisi Chaat Pe Chiraghon Ki Qatarin Bhi Nahi
Ab Tere Shehar Ki Galiyon Main Guthan Kaisi Hai
Baraf Ke Roop Main dhaal Jain Ge Sare Rishte
Mujh se Poocho Ke Muhabbat Main Agan kaisi Hai
Main Tere Wisal Ki Khuwahish Ko na Marne Doon Ga
Musam-e-Hijar Ke lehje Main Takan Kaisi Hai
Raigzaron Main Jo Banti Rahi Kanton Ki RiDa
Us Ki Majboor Si Ankhon Main Kiran Kaisi hai
Mujhe Masoom si Pagal Ladki Pe Taras aata hai
us se Dekho Tu Muhabbat Main Magan Kaisi Hai

Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,

Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.

BUNTY

sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad

sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.

Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.

Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein.

Mafi nama" Agr meri missbell/sms

Mafi nama"
Agr
meri
missbell/sms
se
Aap
preshan
ya
tang
ho to
bila jhijhak
apne
mobile
ko
khench
k
diwar
pr
de
maren
na rhy ga phone!
Na bajy gi tone.

Larki apne B.F. se:

Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …

B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

Pehle mujhe aapne

Pehle mujhe aapne dekha, phir aap mere peeche aaye,
aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye,
phir kya! mujhe 1 Rupeya dena he para.

Mene apne ghar walo

Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.

Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or

bola: BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA JATA.

Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna

Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.

"SURF EXCEL HENA"

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