anwar SMS Messages75 messages

JAB Beti chokhat paar kray,
Aur izzat ka byopaar kray,
JAB Baap ki izzat khojaye,
JAB qaum ki ghairat so jaye,
JAB Bhai ko tanay miltay hon,
JAB Behnon k dil jalty hon,
JAB mauon ki nazren jhuk jaien,
JAB saans labon pay ruk jaien,
JAB sharm-O-haya ka aameza,
JAB aik kanwari doshiza
JAB bayshermi ko apna lay
JAB khud ko zillat myn dhalay,
JAB ghair k senay lag jaye,
Aur apna aap ganwa aye,
To aisi halat ko logo,

Hum log MUHABAT kehtay hain ??? ;->
In ungaliyoun Ka Lams tha Aur meri zulf the

Gaisoo Bikhar rahey they to kismat sanwar Gayi. . . . . . !
hum kaisy pagal hoty thy
jab sarak pe chalna hota tha,
hum kashti ly k chalty thy,
oor beech banwar mai jany k liye,
hum paidal nikla karty thy,
hum kaisy pagal hoty thy..........
jab barish barsa kartii thi,
hum chatri main chup jaty thy,
oor jalti dhoop main nangy sar,
hum chat pe uchla kerty thy,
hum kaisy pagal hoty thy.......
jab pass buhat wo hota tha,
hum usko dekh na sakty thy,
jab door chala jata tha woh,
hum ahat uski sunty thy,
hum kaisy pagal hoty thy.............???
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......

Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...

pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha

o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...

doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy


to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek sawal ka jawab do.
Sawal hai Ke wo konsa jaanwar hai.

Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?
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Tuje aisi bemari lage,

Tu burhape mei b kanwara lage,

Darjan bhar hon bachey tere,

Tu phir b larkiyon ko piyara lage...
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan