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One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi..

a sardar to another:name 5 animals livin

a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa

So many animals in d zoo

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse

(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

I love u. Mujy tumse

I love u. Mujy tumse pyar ho gaya
hai... ;->

Eid ul Azha se pehly har janwar se mohabbat karna har musalman pe farz hai.
So keep loving animals =P

Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

Hi hw r u

Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?

Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u

Girl To A Tattoo Artist

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

An animal Just Above My Knee?

Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.

A Challenge for u 2

A Challenge for u 2 Rearrange D Following Words:
Karnemd (place)
Laebaba (bird)
Sondelo (food)
Peoahygrg (subject)
Rabe (animal)
r u genius? Reply me must

A Challenge For U 2

A Challenge For U 2 Rearrange D Following Words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (animal)
R U Genius? Reply Me Must...

Answer:
Karnemd (Place)Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) ABABEAL
Sondelo (Food)noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject)geography
Rabe (animal)BEAR....

20 Rupees hain aap

20 Rupees hain aap ke pass or aap ne 20 animals kharedney hain,
animals ki Price hain....!
Camel: 4 Rupees
Horse: 50 paisas
Donkey: 25 Paisas

Challange 4 All
Conatct Or Tell Me On My Number

A Man Was Walking

A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.

How Did He Do This..

Answer :-

A Puma And A Cougar Are The Same animal.

don''t say anything

don''t say anything I am fed out. I don''t have now any more interest in teasing and insulting Sardars and Other animals, So I have decided to say sorry
and

wud try my best to carry on my previous task.

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