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dinner should be light

Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)

Advise

Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.

A girl dresses up

A girl dresses up trying
to luk as pretty as possible...
Applies make-up & styles
her hair...
She wants to luk attractive...
...She goes out, comments 4rm
men flatters her...
They stare at her develop
dirty thoughts & Sum wud
want to act upon their
thoughts & some do ...
She didn''t want that Or
did she ? ?

THINK

Whn Islam advises women
to cover themselves & be
simple, Its not without a
reason ... Islam doesn''t
limit the freedom of women
but to make them more
Independent ...

A Friend Is Who

A Friend Is Who advise u to study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam-hall and says
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he " ....

Don"t send any

Don"t send any messages,
I don"t want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets

Attention Friend''s

Attention Friend''s !
To save U from losing your Friendship, I advise U to send maximum amount of SMS''s to my number which which will bring u closser to me !

A Friend Is One Who

A Friend Is One Who
advise You To Study
Well

But

A Best Friend Is One
Who Stands In
Examination Hall n Says

"Abay Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya''n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->

Love is sweet poison

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved"s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

Don''t send any

Don''t send any messages
I don''t want to see you
hear your voice
think of you
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets

A Sardar Was Drying

A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

Some1 Asked What R U Doing?

Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!

* Even the greatest philospher cant

* Even the greatest philospher cant
be more serious than a child
while playing a game.

* When one becomes emotional
never advise him.
It is as if you are sowing the
seeds in a stormy wind.

* The snake has its poison in its
teeth dog in tongue scorpio in tale.
Only human has its poison in its heart.. ;->

Bantas advise:-

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

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