Umer SMS Messages85 messages

tumam Umer karta raha jis ki muhabat ki ibdat..

jub mohabat mali tu meri pass zindgi na rahi
Meri Umer bhar ki shairi...

bus ek shakhs k gird..
Lakin Badi Dair Ho Chuki Thiieeee

Ek Umer ke baad uss ko dekha

Aankhoon mein sawaal thay hazarooon

Hontoon pe magar wohi tabbassum

Chehrey pe likhi hui udaasi

Awaaz mein gunjti judaiiiii

Main kaise shajar se katee rah tha

Woh ponch raha tha aansoon merey

Lakin bohot dairy ho chukii theeeee...!!


Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main Umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
New Pakistan team for worldcup 2011
Coach: Wasim chakram

Team:

Bekar younus

Rashid takleef

Shahid afriki

Inzimam full duck

Shoaib kambakhter

Umer bull

Kamran khatmal

Kana Naveedul Hasan

Mehman butt



Extras:

Baitsman

Baiman farhat

Danish maleria.
A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:


Sir jee! barood thora kum dala karen Last time hamara Aadmi jannat se bhi aagay nikal gaya tha. . . . . .!!!
75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya


"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"

7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya





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.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"
''boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari Umer ronda re ga makeup da bill na dyde''
New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye Phansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!
New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye Phansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!
Naila nay zazia ko shabana nay shabnam ko rehana nay rukhsana ko alia nay anela ko bushra nay babra ko farah ne farzana ko hUmera nay hameeda ko akbar nay asghar ko basheer nay babar ko tanveer nay saleem ko imran nay ishaq ko khalil nay rahman ko kashif nay kamran ko liaqat nay lugman ko zeeshan nay zaman ko aur main nay app ko yeh sms ker diya ha!
Jb dekho to dil karta h pakar lo

Jb pakar lo to dil katra h daba do

Jb daba do to dil karta h choos lo

Q K Sal mei 1 bar jo ata hai


"AAM"

;-)

happy sUmer