Examiner: Tell me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name . teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.
officer:Tell me the opposite of ''DAY' pathan:night officer:cool pathan:warm officer:ugly pathanpichli officer:I said ''UGLY'' pathan:I said ''PICHLI'' officer:Oh my god. pathan:Oh my devil. officer:Get out Pathan:Come in officer:U r rejected. pathan:I m selected. officer:keep quiet. pathan:speak tight. Officer:Go to hell Pathan:come to paradise. officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay. pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay. officer:police ko bhulao. pathan:fauj ko bhulao. officer:uffff pathan:tuffff officer:purrrr. pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr. kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
Are we friends or Are we not?.. You told me once, but i forgot.. so Tell me ‘now’ and Tell me ‘true’.. so i can say, i am here for you.. of all the friends, i have ever met “u’ are the one i will never forget.. and if i die before u do.. i will go to heaven and wait for u.
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you Tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, Tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
Girl: I like someone. Boy: Who? Girl: Wait wait. I love someone. Boy: Can U Tell me? Girl: Yeah, but you won't laugh ......Boy: Okay. I wont, just Tell me.
Girl: It starts with Y & ends in U
Boy: I wont laugh cuz I like that person too.. !! ? ? ?
Let the world stop turning, Let the sun stop burning, Let them Tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.
Can U Tell me Your Ingredients
B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"
