Takleef SMS Messages41 messages

Apki Mohabat apki WAFA Hi Kafi Hai
Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi He

Aftari per bulao hamain Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bs SIRF

KHAJOR

JUICE

SAMOSAY

PAKORAY

ANGOR

APPLE

AMROOD

BANANA

PIZA

DRUM STICK

SHAMI

CHICKEN ROLL

KABAB

SAJI

CHARGHA

BiRYANi

ZARDA

QORMA

MUTTON

TiKKA

CUSTARD

KHEIR

RAITA

SALAD

&



COCA COLA




He Kafi Hai.... =P ;->
New Pakistan team for worldcup 2011
Coach: Wasim chakram

Team:

Bekar younus

Rashid Takleef

Shahid afriki

Inzimam full duck

Shoaib kambakhter

Umer bull

Kamran khatmal

Kana Naveedul Hasan

Mehman butt



Extras:

Baitsman

Baiman farhat

Danish maleria.
Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz



Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...




Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.
Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha

Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Ha

DAWAT Karo Meri Magr Takleef Na Karna

Mere Liye Bas
BiRYANi
QORMA
TiKA
or
PEPSI Hi Kafi Ha=)
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek Takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,Takleef wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?
Student k dard ko university kya jane

College k rivajon ko parents kya jane

Hoti hai kitni Takleef paper likhne me,

Wo kambakht paper check karne wala kya jane??
Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo










Hua Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki Wo












Takleef Hui Itni
Boli Bahar Nikalo











Khuda K Waaste Haath Main
Duusri Choori Dalo . . . ;->
Agar Koi Aap Ko
Dukh De, Takleef De
Aap Ko Roney Pe Majbur Kerde
Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho







Pata Hai Kese ???




















Us Ki Aankh Main Ungli Maar K ... ;->
agar koi mujh sey pochchey "teri Mohabat ka naam kya hai?"




to mein kahoon" tenu kee Takleef ee"
Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy

Tamam Umar e Aasra Hi Kafi Hy

DAwat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bas PIZZA, ZINGER, BROAST Aur COke Hi Kafi Hy ;->
Dr 2 Lady: Tou Aap Ko Chlne Me Takleef Hoti Hy
Sans Phool Jati Hy , Acha Ye Btaiye Aap Ki Umr Ktni Hy?
Lady: Is Saal 30 Ki Ho Jaongi
Dr: Mtlb Yaadasht Bhi Khraab Hy ;->