Roza SMS Messages71 messages

Rozay Daaro
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Hosla Rakho... ;->
Trrrrn
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Uth ja nestya Roza rakhn Da ALARM
Bajh reya ey
Uth nestya.
Mere Mehboob k dil se shak kyon nahi dhul raha.

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Mehboob ko maaro goli.
Ye Roza kyon nahi khul raha??? :-0
Mufti Sahab Ne Ailaan Kya Hai K Rozay Main Ek Cheez Kha Saktay Hain.

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Main Bhi Khaa Raha Hon Aap Bhi Khaaen.

"HAWA" :-)
Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.

Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi. :-)
1 Pathan 2sre Pathan Se- Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hy" ki English Kia Hogi

2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hy
"The Roza Is Touching To Me...." =P ;)
SaCH BATANA ROZY ME LARKI DEKH k KYA KRTE HO?

A) moo nechy
B) thora aasra
C) full aasra
D) ya phr Roza apni jaga. Dunya dari apni jaga
Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,

Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.

To Aisa Karen.

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Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.

Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.
1 pathan: Roze ke dauran naswar laga rha tha,
2nd pathan: Abe ye kya tera Roza nahi hai?
1st pathan: Mera Roza itna kamzor nahi jo naswar se toot jayega.
1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono Roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy
''mere pyare allah mian
tere raz b gehre hain

un k Rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain

dawat Roza khulwane ki
unain milay sarkari ha

mere bacha Roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''
''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi Rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam''''''