Marn SMS Messages157 messages

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke Marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Line Marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:











1: Pakki pencil se,
2: Kachi pencil se,
3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

So lets keep smoking, Marne do saalon ko !

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!
"Pakistani di Mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur

Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!
Subah
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Akhir Kya Hai
Ye SMS ?
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S= SUB Ko
M= Mohabat Se
S= Satao.
''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko Marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!''
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

K


Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''
''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa Marnay ki jaldi hai''
Adhi Rat ko Ek Admi Apni Moti Biwi se bola : Begum Sisak Sisak kar Marna acha hai ya aik Damm?

Begum: Aik Dum

Husband: tu phir apni dosri tang bi mere upar rakh do..
Thapr Marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.
MACHAR MarnE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI Marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT Marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai