Mar jao SMS Messages25 messages

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
ek dost ne apne dost se kha k agar me Mar jaon to tum kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye
Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D
molvun k khilaaf bhonknay walon zabaan band karo
molvun k baghair kis kaam k ho zaban band karo
tum aaj Mar jao to kon janaza parrhai ga tumhara
molvi hi parrhai ga kuch sharam karo
Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye
Uss naie kaha aao,
uss naie kaha tehro,
muskraoo kaha uss naie,
Mar jao kaha uss naie.
Main aaya,
main tehar gaya,
muskraya,

aur mar bhi gaya!!
Zehar daitay hain aur kahtay hain k lena ho ga,
jab main le loon to kehtay hain k peena ho ga!
jab main pee loon to kehtay hain martay kiun nahi?
jab main Mar jaon to kehtay hain jeena hoo ga!
dis shair is nt mine
aik raah pe sari umar chale
aik dooje ko na samajh sake...
jeewan ka safa anjaan safar
be kashish, be araam safar....
jeewan k kisi bhi dukh sukh mein
woh mere saath shareek nahe...
hum donu mein aik rishta hai
per jazboon ki tehreek nahe...
jaari hai magr anjaan safar
mein sochta hun aik din yunhi
woh mujhse juda hojaegi....
ya pehle mein Mar jaonga.
ya shayed woh mar jaegi...
phir loug kahenge, inka ye rishta kitna sacha tha....
per kisko khabar, sara jeewan
woh tanha thi, mein tanha tha....
Aik Rah Per Sari Umer Chaley
Ek Dojey Ko Na Samjh Sakey
Jeevan Ka Safer Anjaan Safer
Bay_Khahish Bay_Araam Safer
Jevan K Kissi Bhi Dukh Sukh Main
Woh Meray Saath Shareek Nahin
Hum Dono Main Ek Rishta Hai
Per Jazboon Ki Tehreek Nahin
Jari Hai, Mager Anjaan Safer
Main Sochta Hoon Aik Din Yunhi
Woh Mujh Sey Juda Ho Jayegi
Ya Pehlay Main Mar jaon Ga
Ya Shaid Woh Mar Jayegi
Phir Loug Kahin Gay Inka
Yeh Rishta Kitna Sacha Tha
Per Kiss Ko Khaber, Sara Jeevan
Main Tanha Th...
Woh Tanha Thi....
Jab Main Mar jao mera dil likalkar
Bahar rakh dena,
Jab Main Mar jao mera dil likalkar
Bahar rakh dena,
Take woh na dafan ho jaye
jo is dil main rehte
Mar jaonga Bakhsis Ki Dhuai Nahi Doonga
Sacahi Ka mujrim Hoon Safai Nahi Doonga
Mer k Bhi Meri Rooh Tere pass Rahe Ge
Mein Samne Aa Ke Bhi dikhai Nahi Doonga
~Tera Na Ho Saka To Mar jaon Ga Fraaz...


~Kitna Khubsurat Wo Jhoot Bolta Tha...