Mar gya SMS Messages10 messages

Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya
Tera dard tha, teri yaad thi,
Main jahan raha, main jidher gaya,
Mera din tu yunhi guzar gaya,
Junhi sham hoi main bikhar gaya,
Is abar ka mere yaar say
bara milta julta mizaj hai,
Kabhi tot k baras gaya,
Kabhi berukhi say guzar gaya,
Jab main chhor donga wo gali,
Usay yaad aay gi tub meri,
Dhondhay ga wo gali gali,
Usay milay gi khaber K main mar gaya,
Abi tang hai wo meray naam say,
Mere baad wo aye ga, dosto.
Tumhe ko rook k pochay ga wo,
Wo kahan pe ha?
Wo kidher gaya?
Usay milay gi khaber k mai Mar gya.....
(Ans. Bhejo)
RAJA apne kute nu bahut pyar karda c,kute ne wazir nu wad dita,
wazir ne kute nu sza den lyi kiha pr raja ta kute nu bahut pyar karda
c,usne wazir nu kiha k tu sza de par ohi sza mai tenu dewanga.Wazir
ne kute nu ki sza diti k kuta Mar gya te wazir bach gya?
(reply must)
Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo Mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.






"SURF EXCEL HENA"
Teachr ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA SHRAB mai dala to wo Mar gya.

Techr:Aap Ne Kia Seekha?

stdn:
SHRAB peenay se PAIT k KEERAY mar jatay hain.
Jin Sheikh ko chiMar gya. 3 din baad Jin khud eik aalim key paas gya aur bola, "Aalim Saab menu baar kaddo, mey tey bhukka mar chalaan"
EnGLiSh ShyEri

The Janaza Of Mehboob Nikla From

The Gali Of Mehboba With Lots Of Zor

Shor The Mehbuba Jhannki From The Door

And Boli "Mar gya HARAMKHOR" ;->
Eik bAr Eik kaNjos Ne Apne Dost kO MaryaL Ghora
Tohfay Mein Dia Magar Wo Ghora Usi Raat Mar gya.

AgLy rOz kaNjoS Ne Dost ko pHonE kiA Aur Pocha kaHo GhorA kAiSA hAi tEz Dorta Hai Na

Dost Tanzia Andaz Mein kEhNy LaGa Han itNa tEz Dorta Hai k iS Dunya Se
Us Dunya Pohunch Gaya Hai. . //->
=PUre NeWz =



1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gya,



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MaLika Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!

=PUre NeWz =



1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gya,



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MaLika Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!