Mar gay SMS Messages55 messages

Aik admi ko charag mila us ne use ragra dhamaka howa aur wo Mar gaya

moral:sub chezen ala din ki nai hoti kuch mujahdin ki bi hoti hain
Itney qareeb say guzar kar gaya hai
Andaaz be rukhi kay num kar gaya hai
Mayat pe mari kharay ho kar anjaan bangaya hai
Kehta hai logon say yeh kon Mar gaya hai
Aana mari kabar par aur parna phir Fatiha
Aur phir muskara kar keh dena acha howa Mar gaya hai
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha Mar gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha Mar gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"
Sardar ka Padosi Mar gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


Sardar: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
Mare MaRNay ka £laan howa to us na b keh diya

¤"Faraz"¤

Acha howa Mar gaya!

Aksar udas rahta tha . . . . . . . . . . ! ! !
Jiski khatir humne jaan di "Faraz".
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Aaj usi ne Kafan utha kar kaha:"Acha huwa Mar gaya saari raat sms kar k pareshan karta tha"
Aaj mere "JANAZY" main sara shehr shareek tha FARAZ

jab kay kal hum tanhaiyon kay khoof sy Mar gay......
poetry of a sardar:

sajno arz kita aa

kutta Mar gaya razai wich
ah ha kia baataan

kutta Mar gaya razai wich
main Mar gaya teri judai wich

kukri haraam ho gayi
tere ishq andar meri jind badnaam ho gayi
Tera dard tha, teri yaad thi,
Main jahan raha, main jidher gaya,
Mera din tu yunhi guzar gaya,
Junhi sham hoi main bikhar gaya,
Is abar ka mere yaar say
bara milta julta mizaj hai,
Kabhi tot k baras gaya,
Kabhi berukhi say guzar gaya,
Jab main chhor donga wo gali,
Usay yaad aay gi tub meri,
Dhondhay ga wo gali gali,
Usay milay gi khaber K main Mar gaya,
Abi tang hai wo meray naam say,
Mere baad wo aye ga, dosto.
Tumhe ko rook k pochay ga wo,
Wo kahan pe ha?
Wo kidher gaya?
Usay milay gi khaber k mai mar gya.....
What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me Mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...
Sardar ka Padosi Mar gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


Sardar: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)