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yeh bat samajh main

yeh bat samajh Main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?

Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?

q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle Main koi nayi nahi?

nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?

Yeh baat samajh Main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi

ik admy anpe ghar

ik admy anpe ghar waloon ko kehta hai ke jab Main maroon ga

tu mery kabarr Main ik cap Main thori se chai rakh dena

orr wo ik din marr giya ghar waloon nai is ki kabarr Main chai rakh de

hasab lene ik farishta yaa orr iss nai kaha ke hasaab do
admy kehta jere pehlee farishte cha pe ke gay se o koon se

Larkio ki ada humain pasand nai,

Larkio ki ada huMain pasand nai,

Larkio se bate haMain pasand nai,

Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid hai k MAMA chahiye,

Warna huMain shaadi karna pasand nai!

Bolaa dukaan

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain. Jo bhi kahoge meri dukaan per wo paoge. Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai, bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge

Suraj hua maddham,

Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!

Larkio Ki ada humain pasand nai,

Larkio Ki ada huMain
pasand nai,

Larkio Se bate haMain pasand nai,

Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye,
Warna huMain shaadi karna
pasand nai!

Pagal Hyn Wo Log Jo

Pagal Hyn Wo Log
Jo
Pyar Main
Larkion Ko Miss Kerte Hain

Aray Miss Kerna Hai
Tou
Macharo’n Ko Karo

Jo Khud Aa K Un Ko Kiss Kerte Hyn ;->

A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat

A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
.
k I''m already married.

GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.

Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->

1 bar 300 pathan ship

1 bar 300 pathan ship Main safar kar rahe the

laikin sare ke sare mar gaye..

kaise?

nothing seriuos...

ship bich Main kharab ho gai

to daka dene neche uttar gaye.

Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi

Pehli larki 100 wale card Main set ho jati thi

Or ab 1000 wale card Main b mushkil se maanti hy

FarQ Tou Para Hai

Jeenay Do Musharaf

Gal : Mere lips kharab hain.

Gal : Mere lips kharab hain.
Doctor : Kiss kitni bar kia?
gAL : Saal Main 1 bar.
Doctor : Kharab nahin zang lag gia ha

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker

It Means

Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->

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