MIAN SMS Messages61 messages

Kash k mian andha hota....

Kash k MIAN andha hota....

Yaqenan tumhre chahry ko bhula pata

mahfil mian sub k labon

mahfil MIAN sub k labon per meri tareef k fasane thy.

lykn ek shakhs phir b mere qatal ka irada rakhta tha.

mujh mian aib soo honge

mujh MIAN aib soo honge magar ek khobi hai.

MIAN kisi ko raste MIAN chorda nai karta.

wo mahfil main puch

wo mahfil main puch rahy thy muhabat nibahane ka sawal.

hum jawab de kar bhi muhfil MIAN ruswa tahry...

aaj wo besabub ro para mahfil main.

aaj wo besabub ro para mahfil main.

amir

aj phir koi na koi badnaam hua hoga mafil MIAN.

Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

Agar Aapko Rozay MIAN Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.

Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi. :-)

''mere pyare allah mian tere raz b gehre hain

''mere pyare allah MIAN
tere raz b gehre hain

un k rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain

dawat roza khulwane ki
unain milay sarkari ha

mere bacha roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''

DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?

DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: Abu ,Yaqbon Sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar MIAN bhi ap Raha Karu !

Aik park mein Mian

Aik park mein MIAN Biwi lar rahe theyQareeb hi bench par kuch aawara larke bethe theyMIAN ne ghusse mein kaha "Dil karta hai tumhein kutton k agey dal doon"Larkon ki taraf se aawaz aai "Bhow. . Bhow Bhow. . ."

A 60 years old bachelor

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "MIAN sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.

PATHAN proposed

PATHAN proposed grl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razi MIAN ...
MIAN pagal hon teri judai main..
gobar pe machar beth nahi sakta...
PATHAN tere bina reh nahi sakta ..:$

Shahrokh Khan

Shahrokh Khan Shotting MIAN Attnay Busy Hotay Hian K Ghar Ana Bhool Jatay Hian...
Aur Un K Bachay Bhi Bhool Jatay Hian Un Ka Papa Kon Hia...
Achank Shahrokh Khan Ghar Attay Hian Aur Bachay Zoor Se Chalatay Hian....
Mami .. Mami...Dakho To Zara Hamray Ghar Shahrok Khan Aay Hian...

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