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Life While Doing MBBS 1st YEAR: YAHOO I AM IN MEDICAL COLLEGE. 2nd YEAR: KAHAN PHANS GAYE ? HELP ME! 3rd YEAR: EVER MIGRAINE, SOME TIMES PAGALPAN BHI. 4th YEAR: AAH! SOON IT WILL BE OVER. 5th YEAR: FINALLY IT WILL BE OVER. HOUSE JOB: I DID IT! JOB: I LOVE MYSELF! WAIT A MINT! [...]
Neend Di Goli Kha Lay Changa Rahy Ga
Sochan Kolon Jan Chura Lay Changa Ray Ga
Fcs MBBS Masters Kar K Ki Hasil
Dahi Pallay Di Rehri La Le Changa Ray Ga
Degrees Of Girls!
Send it to Your Friendz and See k Wo Tumhe konsi Degree denge?

B.A: Beautiful Angel

B.E: Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc: Beautiful Stupid Chulbuli

B.L: Beautifully Loyal

MBBS: Much Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM: Basically Confidence of Mohabbat

B.B.A: Beauty Bold & Active

L.L.B: Love 4 Loyal Boy

Ph.D:Perfect Heart Dream Girl.

But Reply Me First.
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p
After finising MBBS
Dr''Muna start his
practice.


He checked 1st patient
eyes, togue &ears by
torch& finally said,


Bole To ... Torch ek dum
theek hai.....-;>
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