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Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawLaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

funny gud morning

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se: “Uth Ja, Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ae..” . . Sardar: “Te ki hoya Amma.. O Sonda v te Magrib ton PelLaan ae” good mornig,..hehehhehe

Mare MaRNay ka Ã‚Â£laan howa to us na b keh diya

Mare MaRNay ka Ã‚Â£Laan howa to us na b keh diya

Ã‚Â¤"Faraz"Ã‚Â¤

Acha howa mar gaya!

Aksar udas rahta tha . . . . . . . . . . ! ! !

police

(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir ChaLaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.

Ab Aan$uon Ko

Ab Aan$uon Ko Aankhon Mein $ajaana Hoga
Charaagh Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko JaLaana Hoga
Na $amajhna Keh Tum$e Bicharh Ke Khu$h Hain
Humein Logon Ki Khaatir Mu$kuraana Hoga
Phir $haam Dhal Gayi Tum Aaye Na Aaj Bhi Dil Ko Aaj Phir Umeedon $e BehLaana Hoga
Waada Khilaafi Kar Ke Mu$kurate Hain Aap Dekhna Ek Din $anam Aapko Pachtaana Hoga Lahoo $e Apne Kafan Pe Tera Naam Likh Jaaunga Thaam Ke Haath Mein Phool Tumko Aana Hoga
Abhi $e Na Kijiye TaQaaz-E-Ma$roofiyat Ke Aap Abhi Uthna Hai Janaaza Kaandha Tu Dena Hoga
Muddaton Kiya Hai Tera Intezaar Aye $anam Umr Kat Chuki Ab Tu sajid Tujhe Jaana Hoga.....

SAYING OF ABDUL QADIR

SAYING OF ABDUL QADIR JELaanI (RA)

"MAIN LOGOO KO HAQ BAT KE TALQEEN KRTA RAHA YEHAN TK K
ALLAH NE MUJAY GHOS K RUTBY P FAIEZ FERMA DIYA"

SPECIAL MSG ON 11VE SHIREF

Aye mavia mardood

Aye mavia mardood tu naakaam hogaya
Duniya main zikre Aal-e-Nabi aam hogaya
Meray Hussain per hain Durodon ki barishain
Laanaaat teray yazeed ka anjaam hogaya

Badshah Ne AeLaan

Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi Karoonga..

Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!!!

Hamari kismet yeh

Hamari kismet yeh thee kay hamsafar bhi hamein
Wohi milay jo bohut yaad aane vale thay,

Bhalaa gamon say kahaan haar jaanay vale thay,
Ham ansuon kee taran muskuraanay vale thay,
Hamiin nay kar diya aiLaane –gumraahi varna,
Hamaaray peechhay bohut loag aanay vale thay,
Main jin ko jaan kay peh-chaan bhi nhi sakta,
Kuchh aisay loag mera ghar jaLaane vaale thay,
Hamari kismet yeh thee kay hamsafar bhi hamein,
Wohi milay jo bohut yaad aane vale thay,

Topona owaha

Topona owaha, Chage owaha,
Gawandyano ta owaya,
Tole Duniya ta owaya,
ELaan oka, Ogadi ga,
Lotona warawa, masti oka,
Pa zan rabande ka,
chi ta ta la chaSMS oko.

Dil karda e usde

Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan,

usdi bahaan de vich ja ke mukk jawaan,

hanju (tear) ban ke nikLaan usdiaan akhaan da,

par galLaan te usdi aa ke suk jawaan

Yun hum ko sataane

Yun hum ko sataane ki zaroorat kya thi,
Dil mera jaLaane ki zaroorat kya thi.

Jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota,
Dil toor ke jaane ki zaroorat kya thi.

Maloom tha gar yeh khuwaab toot jayenge,
Neend mein aa kar uthaane ki zaroorat kya thi.

Ishq par lagti rahegi har daur mein paabandi,
Ashiq ko majboor banaane ki zaroorat kya thi.

Maan loo gar yeh yak tarfa mohabbat thi,
Mujh ko dekh kar muskuraane ki zaroorat kya thi

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