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Munna Bhai asked

Munna Bhai asked Circut!Boly Tu SMS prhny wala MONKEY ha k DONKEY?Circut:Bhai Simple agr rply Kiya to MONKEYnhi tu DONKEY.Boly Tu Abi pta chal jayiega.

Baba ji k meley main is saal parsaad main

Baba ji k meley main
is saal parsaad main
kambal bantey jain ge,

Yeh baat kisi aur
ko mat batana kiyon k
ye SmS sirf

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FAQIROON ko Kiya ja raha hai

Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar

Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKiya safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..

"MAAL GARI"

Jis TRAIN mai SUNDAR-SUNDAR LARKIYA safar kar

Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKiya safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..

"MAAL GARI"

Ek shaks naya doctor

Ek shaks naya doctor banta hai.,doctor banne k baad us ne pehla opertation Kiya...
operatiön theater se nikal kar kehta hai..
"ya allah mera pehla gift kabool karna..

shama pe chala mukadma

shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka,
pucha gaya shama se kyun Kiya khoon maasum ka,
shama boli...
parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha,
mere agge piche ghoom raha tha,
khoon na karti to kya karti,
bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..

Judge: Tum qabool

Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia Kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...

Mosafir taxi drive

Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
Taxi Driver: Sahab is mein darne ki Kiya bat hai ap bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan band kar liya karain..

Women :Sir,Main Apne

Women :Sir,Main Apne Larke Ka Naam Kiya Rakhon?
Sir,Iska Naam Peter Rakh Do..!
Women:Mera Doosra Larka Bhi Hai jo Iska Twin Hai..
Main Us Ka Naam Kiya Rakhoon?
Sir:Uska Naam Repeter Rakh do.

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.

Man : i agree.(After the operation)

Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your brain by mistake.

Man: Khocha, ye kia Kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.

Wife : " Suniye ji !

Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "

WhaT wiLL a kiD

WhaT wiLL a kiD SinG wHo paSsed hiS KG ExaMs...?

GuEsS..

pLz yaAr iTs siMpLe..../

hE wUd siNG.../

KG Kiya Re
KG Kiya Re

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