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fat man dr main pa

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni Khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

ankho mai kuch nami

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambaKhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->

main to phoolon wali

Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,

KambaKhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->

ek aurat mahire

Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"

Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"

Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->

zarday aur zardar

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?

Ek ko Khushi mein
Khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->

ab to 100 percent kh

Ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k,
"AmRaAaAZ"

SunA hai DavAt-e-ISLAMI main JA raha hai NAWAZ..:-)

memon jao 2 du

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 iKhattey kyun nahi..?

Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

pathan yaar bakray

Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!

kab toot jaye m

Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!

Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!

Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.

Kab "KhatAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->

2 gujjar titanic dek

2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.

Film Khatum howi to kahnay lagay.

Le das ay ki film hoi?

Film Khatum ho gai per,
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NARGIS NAI AYI...=P;->

tamam muslimz sy app

Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey
K Khuda K Liye
Walls,Iglo0,Sn0opy
Aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain
Q K.......
Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey 0r
Mera Gala Kharab Hey

zinda raha to tumhar

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package Khatam hogaya... :-)

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