Kamaal SMS Messages17 messages

Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.

Sadar:oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!
Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

10g mitti
10g knkar-pathar
25 type k kire makore
5g makri k jale n
500g bhusa

Kamaal HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA
Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,

Ek Ghanta Ek Minute Tak Pishaab Karta Raha
11:59 Pm Say 1:01 Am Tak Itna Lambaaaaaa...
Record Hogaya Ye To
Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha

"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"

Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:

"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha

Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.
main tere milnay ko moajza keh raha tha lekin..

tere bicharnay ka saniha bhi Kamaal guzra...!