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Manzil ki taraf badhte

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age naHi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. TabHi acche DRIVER BANOGE.

Khat likh raha hoon khoon s

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, SiaHi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, SiaHi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.

Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,

Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHiCKEN yaar...:)

kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..? .

kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..?
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plzz chek it again...!!
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yesss..!!!
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koi bat naHin gadhey k bHi naHin hotey...!!!

hows it..!!

msge neechay hai....

msge neechay hai....

aur neechay....

aur neechay.....

aur neechay.........

mujhe naHi pata tha k tum aik msge k liyee itna gir sakhtee hoo .......
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Ager Mahima Chudhar

Ager MaHima Chudhary male (larka)hoti to us ka naam kia hota.........
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ANSWER
BAAPHiBAAP Chudhary
MA Hi MA to BAAP Hi BAAP

Wishing u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun,

WisHing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always

Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?

Boy: if I kiss u.what u tHink ?
Girl: I will tHink... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)

TODAY i was going

TODAY i was going to be millinoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuable tHing i posses, i said i have notHing, he asked about my love, i said i have given it to "the person readin th message"

Osama asked

Osama asked from His brother,wots going on in ur life... His brother replied:''kabHi khusHi kabHi gham''
wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kabHi atom kabHi bomb''

Sardar car ki

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar - NaHin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna pHir problem hogi.

I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING

I WANT TO TELL you ONE THiNG

-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME .

-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY .

WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING .

BECAUSE............................?

" Empty THings Break Easily "

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