Ghalti SMS Messages31 messages

Ghalti hu gai tum se muhabat kar k,,,

amir

nazar andaz tu na kro kua maar hi dalo ge....
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne Ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge

Na sath tmhara chorenge

Na krenge dil se door tmhe

Na dosti tmse tornge

Agr toot b jye Ghalti se


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ELFY laga k joren
''"Aisa aadmi jo Ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"

"aisa shakhs jo Ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''
can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???




nahi maloom???



thora orr damagh laraoo




no??



abhi be nahi?




ok let me tell u k kaise aya...




''''''Ghalti SE''''''...
Mujh se kya Ghalti ho gai?

Then y r u avoiding me?

Atleast week mein ek dafa tou yad kr liya karo

Ur behaviour is really hurting Me

With Love

ur

BATH SOAP ;)
Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se Ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge

Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?
"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai"


Log aisa kehtey hain,

Laikin mein kehta hoon k chalo aik dafa Ghalti ho ghayee to log sudharney kee bajaye uss par datey kyun rehtey hein?
Zara Sochain ......






Aakhir Hum Main Kia
Ghalti Hy k








Hum Par Khuda Ka Azad
Ramzan Main Hi Kyun
Aata Hy







2005 Main
EARTHQUAKE







2008 Main
ASIF ZARDARI ... ;->
Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar Aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj Ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu
It is my fault:

Ye sab mere Ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don''t Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)