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funny poetry

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi Ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

…

moraal

1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms Gandy nahi hoty...

*Youm-e-mazdoor*

Gandum ameer-e-shehar ki hoti rahi kharab
Beti kisi mazdoor ki faqoon sy marr gai

*Youm-e-mazdoor*

Waldai''n ki Faryaad

Waldai''n ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam

Jis Din Tum Humei''n Boorha Dekho

Sabr Krna
Aur
Humei''n Samajhney ki Koshish Krna

Jab Hum Khaatey Huey Gandagi Kare''n
Aur
Apne Gandey Kapre Badal Na Sake''n Tou
Wo Waqt Yaad Krna
Jab Hum Tumhary Gandey Kaprey Badalty Thay.

Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhuul Jaye''n Tou Hum Pr Tanz Na Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.

Jab Hum Boorhey Ho kr Chal Na Paye''n Tou Humara Sahara Ban''na
Aur
Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Krna.... !!

Dil Chahta Hai K Aa

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,

G

GA

GAN

Gand

GandH

GandHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

NAAK SAAF ;->

Hamesha Ganda Sochna

G karta hai k aj

G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki

GA

GAN

Gand

GandHI G
k style mein
photo loon...

Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola

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/____/

Gandhi Bapu Ne Bola He-

agaR TmhaRe Kisi Dost Ki Tabiat Kharab Ho Tou Use Ek Bookey Do Aur Kaho.

Get Well Soon Mamu

Gandhi

"If I Had An Army
Like The 72 Soldiers Of
HUSSAIN (A.S),
I Would Have Won The
Freedom For India In
24 Hours ..."

(Gandhi)

azadi k din par mer

azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,
Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani,
Nehru ki chal or Gandi ji k baal de
AZADI DAY MUBARAK

A good servant is

"A good servant is essential in every household

but i have never known how to keep anyone

as a servant."

...M.K.Gandhi.

Santa:Ye Gandhi

Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na

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