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7 Angels came 2 Me

7 Angels came 2 Me
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asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your AdDress
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Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat ha

Girl: Is Dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us Dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono Dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

Dress code 4 party-

Dress code 4 party---BLACK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.

7 angels came to

7 angels came to me asked 4 da most intellgent ,smart, nice, sweet, well behaved, welgromed ,person , so i gave dem ur aDress ." dekha kaise Ullu banaya Unko "

beautiful girl :

beautiful girl : is Dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 kisses
beautiful girl : us Dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 kisses
beautiful girl : donno Dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi

Gal: Is

Gal: Is Dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us Dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono Dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving

i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving Permanentlty to ISLAMABAD nesxt monday.
I Dont Know how long i am staying there. I will give you the number, adDress and
new email ID when i get is there.
Hope to see you there?sorry for short notice. I have no choice. They have choosen me as the
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Next Prisident of PAKISTAN

Customer: If I post this

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s adDressed to Sialkot.

I am the Best I Can Prove It .

I am the Best I Can Prove It .

I Can see The Tea In Tea Cup Can u see The World In World Cup?

I Can Send My AdDress 2 ur Mobile Can u Send ur Mobile 2 my AdDress?

Height of confidence

Height of confidence...Mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 Dresses...Tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth....!!

What Is The Difference Between A Nicel

What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???

Need Nt To Think Hard

It’s Simple Yaar

A TYRE . . . ;->

What Is The Difference Between A Nicel

What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???

Need Nt To Think Hard

It’s Simple Yaar

A TYRE . . . ;->

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