Dekha SMS Messages410 messages

2 Friends ne Jungle mein ek Sher ko Dekha to ek dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans rokli.
.
.
Sher paas aya aur bola:
.
.
.
Na puttar Na.....yaha pe Zubaida aapa k totke nahi chalte.
Shohar aur Bivi mein narazgi ki waja se baat cheet band thi,

Ek subha shohar ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh diya "MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA "aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh diya.

Subha 8 baje utha to Dekha k uske oopar boht se kagaz pare thy aur un pe likha tha "UTH JAYEN 5 BAJ GAYE HAIN"
"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai

jis ne mujy Dekha aur gaali na di"

(Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi"
chapter "haan me kutta hun"
page#420)
Plz Count How Many Stars In This SMS

*

...*
.
......*

.*

.....*

..*

....*

.....*
*

...*
.
......*

.*

.....*

..*

....*

.....*

AMAZING !!

Pehli bar CHAND ko Sitare Gintay Dekha Hai ..
Dil Or Ankh:

Dil Ne Ankh Se Kaha Dekha Karoo Kaam..
Dekhtey Hoo Tum Taraptey Hain Hum!
Ankh Ne Kaha Dil Se...
Socha Karoo Kam Sochtey Hoo Tum Barasatey Hain Hum…..
Unho ne Dekha aur "AAN$OO" gir pare,
bhari bar$at main jai$ay phool bikhar pare,
dukh woh nahi k unho nay alwida kaha,
dukh tu ye hai k u$ k baad wo khud ro pare.....
chand nikel hi aya,jisko sawan badli geheer ke lai,
chand ne apni shakle dekahai,meri duaien youn bar aien....
aaj ke din jo deed huwi hai,,samjho meri eid huwi hai,
aaj ke din khush hai mera,roshini hahi,gia andhera,,
masaem jo rashk ka aya,ankh se bhaga ashk ka saya,
aaj jo Dekha hand ko main ne,dil se duaien har dum mangien
"aye mere ALLAH Saien"....."khushian chand dikhata hai,
jo tu ous ko bhi khush rakihna aur ous chand ko hansta rakihna,
ous ko ko,e dukih mat dena,,,,mere chand ko bhi hansta
rakhhna.............*********
Teri "JAN" Meri "JAN" Meri "JAN" Tou hee hay
Log Dekhay "EID" ka "CHAND" Mera "CHAND" tou hee hay
Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko Dekha!
Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko Dekha!
Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko Dekha.
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya Dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please Dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain
A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z..
Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...