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''mobile deshese CALL

''mobile deshese
CALL

Chicken ka maza
SMS

sabzi ka maza
MISS CALL

daal ka maza
NO RESPONSE

faaqa

AJJ KUCH MELEYGA YA FAAQA KARNA PAREGA. ?

A strange reality:

A strange reality:

''The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter It iS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?

Alive Chicken
Rs 160/-
Chicken TandOori
Rs480/- :-P

Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,

Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI Chicken yaar...:)

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the Chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the Chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

MATAN ready ?

MATAN ready ?

Yes boss

FISH ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

No boss,

Why ??

KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha

Aj agar apka sms

Aj agar apka sms ayega to hi ham ROTI khain gae!!!

Sachi

Warna.........

Ghusay main PANIR PARATHA AUR Chicken PALAO
k baad ICECREAM kha k PEPSI p k din guzaar len gae..

A lady went to a

A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special Chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no Chicken in it!
Waiter : That''s why it''s so special!

Latest poem in SCHOOL.

Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with Chicken FRY

Latest poem in SCHOOL.

Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with Chicken FRY

Wife On Wedding

Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori Chicken to celebrate? "

Husband: Why punish da poor Chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->

Height of bad luck-

Height of bad luck-

A vegetarian eating a Chicken piece for the first time in his life n

dies because of
BIRD FLU

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