Boob SMS Messages38 messages

Wah ishaq teri bhi ajeeb dastan hai.

mahBoob mil jaye tu khuda choot jaye.....

mahBoob choot jaye tu khuda mil jaye......
MehBoob mere meno HATE na kar

Band dil de apne GATE na kar

Teree kidee sohni SMILE aey

Par raindee FOR A WHILE aey

Tu case noon COMPLICATE na kar

MehBoob mere menoo HATE na kar

Band dil de apne GATE na kar

Ik mein hee tainoo DESERVE kuraan

Tay dil noon teray RESERVE kuraan

Hur wailay tainoo OBSERVE kuraan

Hor hun tu FRUSTATE na kar

MehBoob mere menoo HATE na kar

Band dil de apnay GATE na kar

Menoo akhaan wich to LOCK tay kar

Kadi meray naal tu TALK tay kar

Kadee rozee garden wich WALK tay kar

Hun milun ton HESITATE na kar

MehBoob mere menoo HATE na kar

Band dil de apnay GATE na kar.. ;->
pahly pahal usy logon main mahBoob bulana.
amir
jub wo tara na hua tu use logon main badnaam krna..

afsoos...
Mere MehBoob k dil se shak kyon nahi dhul raha.

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MehBoob ko maaro goli.
Ye Roza kyon nahi khul raha??? :-0
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-MehBoob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehBooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBoob NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBoobA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR

THE MAHBoobA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"
Ek Fauji Ki MehBooba Nurse Ban Gayi
Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha
''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''

Kuch Din Baad MehBooba Ka Khat Aaya
''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->
Mere MehBoob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb Se Ho Gayi



DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane K Liye Shaadi Pe Bulaya


DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Wo Khushiyan Manate Rahe


DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya


DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI


Duk Tou Is Baat Ka Hai
K


Wahan




Mujhe










PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehBoob ki yaad i.

Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,


"Ankhoon main hai tera aks,



Aur hath main hai "LUX"
EnGLiSh ShyEri

The Janaza Of MehBoob Nikla From

The Gali Of Mehboba With Lots Of Zor

Shor The Mehbuba Jhannki From The Door

And Boli "MAR GYA HARAMKHOR" ;->
Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,
aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehBoob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"