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kBheegi Hoi Ik Shaam Ki Dahleez Per Bathay
Hum Dil Kay Sulag-nay Ka Sabab Soch Rahay Hain

Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR

Bathmeez Chaddar

Bathmeez
Chaddar Ki Kameez,
Lohe Ka Paijama,
Bandar Tera Mama,
Billi Teri Mausi,
Kutte Mera Yaar,
Aam Ka Aachar,
Miss U Mere Yaar

Do U Know

Do U Know???

The Meaning Of. . . Healthy Life...??

1 Hour Exercise?
2 Time Bath?
3 Time Eat?
5 Times Pray?
6 Hour Sleep?
8 Hour Work?

& 1 Min Thinking Of Me.

Height Of Fear

Height Of Fear

2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->

is naye saal ki

is naye saal ki pehli subha
jab tumhare nain khulen
is naye saal ki pehli ghari
jab tumhare hath uthen
is naye saal ki pehli khushi
jab tumhare gale lage
is saal ka pehla hath
jab tumhari simt barhe
is naye saal ki pehli soch
jo tumhare jeevan mein nikhaar laye
to itnaa jaan lena ke koi or hath bhi
tumhare liye uthe zaroor hain
jis ke dil se bhi yehi dua nikli hai
wo nain hamesha khushiyaan dekhen
wo mangi dua pori ho jaye
wo gum door kahin Bathakte milen
wo sath wo hat kabhi
gum se nahin choote
wo soch tumhare muqaddar ko
hamesha urooh phunchaye
to kuch hamare bare mein soch lena
ke koi hai jo na jane
kab se tumhare bare mein
barsoon se soch raha hai

Unj tenu Rab diya

Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata Batheriya,
jithe kite jaye galla hundiya ne teriya,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zaroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove dasana zaroor

Per Aahri dam

Per Aahri dam takk manni na main haar!
Majbooriyan de naal aayian zindgi ch dooriyan
Dooriyan de naal hoyian khushiyan adhoriyan
Shraab kissy cheez da elaaj nahin
Zindagi saza nahin, kis wely hona ki kisy nu pata nai
Bhang p k kadi koi jitteya ni jangg
Jadon duniya de meleyan toon ho jao tangg!! Odon Lailo meri Salah!
Meri zindgi ch Aaaiyan mushkilan Batheriyan,
Per Aahri dam takk manni na main haar!!!

Jo Tu Aakhen Oh

Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan!
Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar
Yaar mere kehnde main tere piche khuwar
Minu e-mail likhdiyan kuriyan Batheriyan
Per mainu renda tere sandesy da intzar
Ik tera pyar baki duniya bekar
Je tu waddiyan shikariyan de waasty teyar
Aaja tainu main hiry motiyan de haar puawan
Haar na mannan, Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!

A man walks into

A man walks into his Bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.

A man walks into

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....

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