Bath SMS Messages88 messages

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BathROOM banaey gy..;-)
Teri Ibtada koi or hai.....
Tari inteha koi or hai.....
Teri Bath hum sey hoi to kia......
Tara mudda'a Koi or hai....
Humein Shoq tha bari dair se k teray Sharik-e-safer banein....
Teray sath chal k khabar hoi tera rasta koi or hai.....
Tujhe fikar hai k badal dia mujhe gardish-e-shab-o-roz ne.....
Kabhi khud se bhi too sawal kar tu wohi hai ya koi hoor hai....
Jina saha ch sajna tu vasda ae
das kiven rokan ohna saha nu
mukki nai udeek tere aan de
kive takkno hat ja rahan nu
rokan Bathere par nahi rukde
hanju hauke hawawan nu
pata nahi kihdi chandri nazar laggi
mere sohne sajjre chawan nu
rab kare kiyamat howe te tu awe
The essence of water


Water is the key to survive
The treasured sea of pure life.

When we are thirsty, we drink water
We Bath and we use water
While we cook, we introduce and include water

When I am sad, I cry water
When it rains, it pours water
When I clean, I employ water
When I play, I apply water
When I am sick, I pee water
And I look at the sea and see water.
Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

Bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe Bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon ''JAn|x'' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->
In a Bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It"s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
Har nzar ko ek NZar ki talash hai,har chehre me kuch toh Ehsaah hai apse Dosti hum yun hi nahi kar Bathe,kya kare Hamari pasnd hi Kuch Khas hai
Karo ge yaad to haar baat yaad aye ge

Guzarte waqat ke her moj thehar jaye ge

Talash karo ge jo humse Bather doost koi

Nigha door tak jak

Wapis loot aye ge
Nam-e-ghazi se khushbu-e-wafa aati hai.
Un k rozy sy Ya Hussain(A.S) ke sada aati hai.
Jab b Bathay hain hum ABBAS kpercham k tale.
Aisa lagta hai janat ay hawa aati hai.
Your validity for taking a Bath expires on this 14th August.

Kindly recharge the validity by taking a Bath to avoid, khujli,
dandruff, maeil, and badbooo …

So wish you a happy independence day
I''m Sad, ..
Sad Like Butterflies Pinned To Cardboard Boxes.Sad Like Books With Torn pages,

Ocean Shores Empty of Bathers..I Am Sad Like Unfinished Stories ..

Where Would I go With All This, yet To live Alone...
NWFP
K ZILA
HARIPUR KI
TEHSIL TERBELA
KI COLONY SOBERCITY
K REHAISHI UNCLE SAEED
K GHAR K BathROOM MAIN LAGI
TOTI K NEECHEY RAKHEY LOTEY KI QASAM
"I MISS U"