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8 Saal Pehle MoBile Zyada Thay Orr MoBile Choor Kam ... <Br/> <Br/>Lekin Aj MoBile Choor Zyada Hain Orr MoBile Kam <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Jeo Musharaf
7 Sal Pehle Meri Girl Frnd K Sare Bhai Ghar Main Rehte Thai <Br/> <Br/>Aur Us K Sath Date Marna Muskil Hota Tha <Br/>AB SaB Bhai Atta K Liye Line Main Kahrey Rehtey Hain <Br/> <Br/>AB Maze Hi Maze .... <Br/> <Br/>Geo Musharaf
Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti? <Br/>Ans. <Br/> <Br/>Medicinez, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Roads, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bridge, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aeroplane, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>TarBela Dam, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>And Finally, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>General Pervaiz
In B.Com there used to Be a Book named "Economic ProBlems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay, <Br/>Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay, <Br/>JaB Naam Musharaf Ka Atta Hay... <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Genay Do Musharf
tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay <Br/> <Br/>GEO MUSHARRAF <Br/> <Br/>tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia <Br/> <Br/>GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain <Br/>Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Musharaf Keh Dain <Br/>Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga <Br/>Shukrya
Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana <Br/> <Br/>Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si <Br/> <Br/>Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00 <Br/> <Br/>Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me <Br/> <Br/>31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah! <Br/> <Br/>Jeeney Do <Br/> <Br/>Musharaf
yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai, <Br/>kapdey, makaan kee Baat naa poochoo roti B aB to door hai, <Br/> <Br/>"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan Bai noor hai, <Br/>Lao inqlaB Pakistanio k yahan yehi Behtar dastoor hai
Tum Mre 7 <Br/>Me Tere 7 <Br/>Asman B 7 <Br/>Samndar B 7 <Br/>To Hmesha Rha Mere 7 <Br/>Jena B 7 <Br/>Marna B 7 <Br/>Hansna B 7 <Br/>Rona B 7 <Br/>Q K Aaj Date B 7 <Br/>Month B 7 <Br/>BomB Blast Bhi 7 :(
2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya <Br/> <Br/>''Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu. <Br/> <Br/>Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya <Br/> <Br/>Kisi Ne Pucha, <Br/> <Br/>''Kyu Maar Dia'' <Br/> <Br/>Mayusi SE JawaB Dia, ''Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..'' <Br/> <Br/>Jeenay Do Musharaf
A man dies and goes to heaven. <Br/>There he sees a large wall of clocks. <Br/>He asks angel what are these for? <Br/>Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks! <Br/>every time u lie hands on clock move. <Br/>man asks whose clock is dat? <Br/>that is Mohamad Bin qasims. <Br/>Hands have never moved indicating he never lied. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man. <Br/>Angel: It is in our office, <Br/>we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->