A man dies and goes to heaven.
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Br/>There he sees a large wall of clocks.
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Br/>He asks angel what are these for?
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Br/>Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
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Br/>every time u lie hands on clock move.
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Br/>man asks whose clock is dat?
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Br/>that is Mohamad
Bin qasims.
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Br/>Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Br/>Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
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Br/>Angel: It is in our office,
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Br/>we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->