A paper cut and lemon juice

A paper cut and lemon juice
A paper cut and lemon juice, pizza and heartburn, you and me, are just a few things that aren’t supposed to go together but usually end up that way. Happy Anniversary!’
  

Jan, 18 2013     168 chars (2 sms)     2465 views       Anniversary

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Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye,
Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye
Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye
Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya
Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
newspaper mein istihar aya "hmare pass aisi product hy, jisko pehn kr aap puri dunia ko dekh skte hain, mgr apko koi nai dekh skta rs.10,000+free home delivry 1 larki na istihar parhte hi 10,000 bheje kuch dino baad tcs 1 packet le h aya larki ne jaldi sa khola to andr se 1 "burqa" nikla wo b topi wala
I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary Lover!
Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary
'Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,

May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,

As You Make A Wonderful Pair.

Happy Wedding'
When you look ahead to the future or look back at how things used to be, don't forget to look beside you, because that's where you'll find me, loving you with all my heart.
Happy Anniversary
"Door sai dekha to kitaben pari thin
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qareeb janay ka to sawal hi paida nae hota :P"
A wise physician said
"The best medicine for human is LOVE"
Someone asked 'What if it doesn't work?'
He smiled and answered increase the DOSE
"..*¤Happy Fathers Day¤*.."

Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father :P ;->
No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–
Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.