You Can Have Money

You Can Have Money
You Can

Have Money

Pilled To

The Ceiling

But The

Size Of

Your

Funeral Is

Still Going

To Depand

On The

W e a t h e r . . . ;->
  

Jun, 19 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2461 views       Decent

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A Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day

But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day,

B A Child By Mind.

Forget Ur Worries & B Happy A Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day

But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day,

B A Child By Mind.

Forget Ur Worries & B Happy
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
Relations r Like a
''Rubber band''

F L E X I B L E

You Can Stretch It As
Much As You Want
But Don''t Leave It After
Stretching
Bcoz It Really

H U R T S ..
If U Would one of my Tear''s.........
I would never cry in fear of losing you....
If u wait to b happy, you will wait forever, but if you start to b happy, you will be happy forever!
Rich people
travel in
cars,

Poor people
travel in
Bus,

But sweet
people
Travel in Hearts !!

Please
continue ur journey in my heart.
I Wish Ur Life

Soft As Silk

White As Milk

Sweet As Honey

Full Of Money

May All Ur Dreamz Come True

This Wish Is Only 4 U
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.......
2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,

Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,

Wenever U''re Wrong, Admit It;

Wenever U''re Right, Shut Up.
People Need To Be.....

- Drunk To Talk;
- Forgetful To Forgive;
- Psychotic To Be Passionate;
- Hurt To Be Honest;
- Confused To Think;
- Crazy To Love.





Strange Indeed.
Her Insan Ki Alag Pechan Hoti Ha.Magr Hamary SMS Ke Alag Shan Hoti Hai.
Har Kisi Ko Hum Nahi
Ker Te SMS.
Magar Jis Ko Karen SMS Us Me Hamari Jaan Hoti Hai....