You Can Have Money

You Can

Have Money

Pilled To

The Ceiling

But The

Size Of

Your

Funeral Is

Still Going

To Depand

On The

W e a t h e r . . . ;->

Jun, 19 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3197 views Decent

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While I can run

While I can run, I''ll run....
while I can walk, I''ll walk......
when I can only crawl, I''ll crawl.....
But by the grace of ALLAH, I''ll always be moving forward......

Meri dua hai to naik

Meri dua hai to naik serat ho,

Tera dil teri tarha khobsurat ho,

Mill Jaye har cheez tujhe dua se pehle,

khud dua ko tere hathon ki zarorat ho.....

Line Maarne ka tareeka

Line maarne k boht saare tareekey hein jin meinse 3 mandarja zail hain.
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1)Pen se,
2)Pencil se,
3)Marker se.

Think Positive Yaar

A Millionaire

A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.

Hum Tou Mit Jayen

Hum Tou Mit Jayen Gay Ae Arz-E-Watan Lekin.. !!

Tum Ko Zinda Rehna Hai Qayamat Ki Sehar Honay Tak...

~ 6th September 2009 ~
)( HAPPY DEFENCE DAY )(

Health Tips

< Health Tips >

1. Do Not Use Headphones/Earphone For Long Period Of Time.

2. Best Sleeping Time Is From 10pm at Night To 6am In The Morning.

3. Use Salads.

Ab ke bichhade to

Ab ke bichhade to shayad,
khyalo me mile,
jaise sukhe hue phool,
kitabo me mile.

A Good daughter

A Good daughter says 2 her lover:

Han ye sach he k mujy tmse mhbt he..
Ye b sach he k me tmhari chaht hu.
Pr mri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nhi..
Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi..
Apni zat k is pahlu sy aj milwaun tmhe..
Me kya hu kesi hu zara btlaun tmhe..
Me apni maa ki trbiyt me dhala sancha hu..
Apne baba ki umedo se pur ik khaka hu..
Apne bhai ki gairat hu janti hu me..

Mjse hi hai ghar ki izat manti hu me..
To behak jaun me ye kbi mumkin hi nhi..
K dil wo sb b rkhte hain,
sirf hum tum hi to nhi..
Mohabat wo nai jo rishty bhula dyti ho..
Muhabat wo hy jo bzurgon ki dua lyti ho... :)

Sab Kuch Bhoola Kar

Sab Kuch Bhoola Kar Tenha Reh Gaya,
Sab Kuch Loota Kar Tenha Reh Gaya Phir
Dukhnay Lagay Zakhm Judaai K In Ko Sooola Kar Tenha Reh Gaya.

The Most Difficult Lesson

The Most Difficult Lesson
To Larn In Life Is.....

Which Hand U Hold For
Ur Life Time.....

OR

Which One To Break Off....

Extreme of fashion

Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip

Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card

Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.

Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.

Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.

Khiltey Phoolo''n Ki

Khiltey Phoolo''n Ki
Rida Ho Jaye

Iti Hassas Hawa
Ho Jaye

Maangte Hi Haath Par
Khushia''n Rakh De

Itna Meherbaan Aap
Per KHUDA Ho Jaye

-Aamiin- :)

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