You Can Have Money

You Can Have Money
You Can

Have Money

Pilled To

The Ceiling

But The

Size Of

Your

Funeral Is

Still Going

To Depand

On The

W e a t h e r . . . ;->
  

Jun, 19 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2169 views       Decent

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You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ''where is GOD'', i''ll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me''whr GOD is not''i''l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
NiKal KeR Dil Se Tere Waste Sada Aai

Uthay Haath Tou Yaad Ek Dua Aai

K Teri Umar Ko Dunya Ki Umar Lag Jaye

Waqt Saal Giany Aur Gin Gin K Thak Jaye
S . M . S DoEsN''T MeaN "Short Messaging Service"
It Only Means " Sweet . Memories . Shared "
WiD A sPeCiaL, LoViNg, CarInG & SwEEt PeRsOn LiKe U . . . :->
"One Can Cross An Ocean Widout Wetting His Legs
But
Cannot Cross His Lyf Widout Wetting his Eyez"
Yet We Smile . . .
That''s Life . . .
Sometimes

There Are

No Perfect Words

Only Thoughtful Silences

That Whisper Softly Of

... C a r i n g ... (:
Memories sometimes
behave in a crazy way....
They leave you alone when
you are in a crowd....
& when you are alone they
stand along with you like a
crowd.......
Kaash aisa ho k ab k bewafai mein karo
Tu phiray qarya ba qarya koo ba koo meray liye
Mein tu la-mehdood ho jao samandur ki tarah
Tu phiray darya ba darya jo ba jo merya liye
Realize things before it''s too late. Accept things rather than deny them. Luv people before u lose them. U have just one life, luv it while u live it.
Life''s lessons

1) Destiny is simply strength of our desires. If you cry at a trouble, it grows double. If you laugh at a trouble it disappears like a bubble...


2) Don''t complain about others; Change yourself if you want peace. It is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to cover the entire earth with carpet.


3) Every king was once a helpless baby and every great building was once a blue print. Its not where you are today, but where you''ll reach Tomorrow.


4) In the race between cat and mouse, the mouse mostly wins, because the cat is running for the food & mouse for its life. Remember purpose is more important than need.
Kisi Apne Ko Kabhi Apne
Se Itna Duur Na Krna
k
Wo Duur Hi Ho Jaye

Bal K

Us Apne Ko Apne Itna
Paas Rakhna
k
Wo Kabhi Kisi K Paas Hi
Na Jaye ... (: