You Can Have Money

You Can Have Money
You Can

Have Money

Pilled To

The Ceiling

But The

Size Of

Your

Funeral Is

Still Going

To Depand

On The

W e a t h e r . . . ;->
  

Jun, 19 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2685 views       Decent

more Decent SMS Messages

Life,
A sacred wonder
Divine in its depth.
Or, an act, kosher
Sinful till its end!
High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ''where is GOD'', i''ll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me''whr GOD is not''i''l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
u seem to be much careless nowdays...
alwayz leaving your things here and
there,
c what hav u done now u just came in
my mind and left a smile on my face.
Millions Of Greetings!

Thousands Of Colors!

Hundred Of Wishes!

Kg''s Of Sweets!

Lots Of Smiles!

Thats''s Wat I Ask God

2 Giv U Throuout This Day.
Psychological Fact:

When A Person Cries Due To Happyness
The 1st Drop Of Tears Comes From The Right Eye.


But
When It 1st Comes Frm The Left,
Its Pain
Keep The Smile
Leave The Tear

Think Of Joy
Forget The Fear

Hold The Laugh
Leave The Pain

Be Joyous Till
I Message Again ... :)
One of the best messages
i''ve ever received.


Life is beautiful*...
.

.

.


.

.

.

.

.

.

*Conditions apply.
Excluding all taxes :)
The softness of a person's nature doesn't mean weakness
Because
Nothing is softer than Water but it's force can breake the strongest Rock.
Isn’I It Nice Feeling
When You Think
I have Forgotten You
&

Suddenly You Receive A Message
Saying U’re Alwayz Remember & Greatly Missed
Never Explain Yourself To Any One. Because The Person Who Likes You Doesn''t Need It, and The Person Who Dislikes You Won''t Believe It....
A Hug Is A Great Gift

One Size Fits All

It Can Be Given For Any Ocassion

&

It’s Easy To Exchange . . . [-_-]
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.