You Can Have Money

You Can

Have Money

Pilled To

The Ceiling

But The

Size Of

Your

Funeral Is

Still Going

To Depand

On The

W e a t h e r . . . ;->

Jun, 19 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2752 views Decent

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Friendship

School ki friendship 10th class tak,

Collage ki friendship final year tak,

Love ki friendship shaadi tak,
But
Humari friendship 30th February tak
Qk na 30th Feb aayegi aur na hi humari dosti tootegi.

MeMoRiEs SoMeTiMeS

MeMoRiEs SoMeTiMeS BeHaVe In a CrAzY WaY . . .

TheY Leave u AlOnE wHeN u ArE In A CrOwD . . .
&
WhEn U aRe aLoNe ThEy StAnD AlOnG U LiKe A CrOwD . . .

One of the best

One of the best messages
i''ve ever received.

Life is beautiful*...
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*Conditions apply.
Excluding all taxes :)

Not all angels have

Not all angels have wings, some have cell phones too. That''s why your angel is texting you right now, saying HELLO and wishing you to be safe all the time.

Mangi Thi Dua Main

Mangi Thi Dua Main Ne Rub Se,

Dena Jo Alag Ho Sab Se,

Mila Diya Hum Ko Tum Se,

Aur Kaha Sanmbhalo Ise,

Ye ANMOL Hai Sab Se

ScHoOL buNkErs bAcK beNchERs

ScHoOL buNkErs
bAcK beNchERs
Car RAceRS
sTudY HaTErS
cLasS DhoOmER
strEAt tAKerS
pArtY mAkerS
fiGHTErs
cHeaTErS
EaV tEaSeRs
PEOPLE CALL US

NATIONAL R0CKERZ....

Help Those Who are

"Help Those Who are In The Lower Half..

"Because May b In the Next Turn You Will Need Their Help..!!

SMS krain gay hum

SMS krain gay hum eak doosrey ko bari bari.hamain lagti hai yeh rasam bari pyari.yeh sms miltey hi eak sms bheaj dena.kyun k iss k baad bari hai tumhari.

Extreme of fashion

Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip

Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card

Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.

Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.

Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.

aik hathi nay chand

aik hathi nay chand chuntiyon ko chaltay chaltay kuchal k mar dya ghalti say.ab chyuntion n us hathi say badla lyne ka plan bnaya.plan.jab hathi ither say guzray ga to us ko tree k uper say jump laga k mar day gay."sab chyuntiyan tree p char hi rahi the k hathi uther say guzarnay laga.1 kamzor si chunti charhatay hue us p pehlay hi gir gaye.peechay say us ki sathi chuntion nay awaz lagaye."PHEY DAY SU PHAY DAY SU

Daulat-Mandi Pardes

Daulat-Mandi Pardes Ko B Watan Jaisa Banah Daiti Hy

Aur Muflis Apnah He Watan Mai Par-Desi Hota Hy

Arz Hai Aladin K

Arz Hai Aladin K Pas Tha 1 Jadui Jin..
Dil Nai Lagta Hamara App K Bin..
Stainless Steel Mei Hota Hai 0.2% Tin..
Khuda Kare Mast Jaye App K Ajj Ka
Din... ;-

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