You Can Have Money

You Can Have Money
You Can

Have Money

Pilled To

The Ceiling

But The

Size Of

Your

Funeral Is

Still Going

To Depand

On The

W e a t h e r . . . ;->
  

Jun, 19 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2483 views       Decent

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us ny mughy prinda samjh kR is shaM k Andheron main Uraa diya.... ..

muGhaL...............

usay ye nhe pta k sham ko urny waly parinday kabhi loata nhe krty.
U live in ur dreams but dreams may die, don''t get shattered never ever cry. D world is real big & has lots 2 giv, pick up a new dream, 4 dats d way 2 live.
I always wanted to be punctual,

When i became punctual.
I realized that.....
"Punctuality is the art of waiting for the careless people"
Success Formula-



Sleep 8 hours....



Work 8 hours....


&



make sure they are not the same hours.. :)
A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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.
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.
There is a lot of difference between human being and being human.

A few understand it.
Kbhi kbhi AaNSon MUSKURAHAT Se Zyada SPECIAL Hote Hen

Bcz..

SMILE Tu Sub K Liye Hoti He.

Magr AaNSU Sirf UnKe Liye Hote Hen

Jinhen Hum KHONA Nhi
Chahte:
"One Can Cross An Ocean Widout Wetting His Legs
But
Cannot Cross His Lyf Widout Wetting his Eyez"
Yet We Smile . . .
That''s Life . . .
A Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day

But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day,

B A Child By Mind.

Forget Ur Worries & B Happy A Child Laughs Abt 400 Times A Day

But Man Laughs Only 15 Times A Day,

B A Child By Mind.

Forget Ur Worries & B Happy
Aren''t U Glad That
GOD''s Hotline Doen''t Have A Recording
Tht Says
"The Number U Dialed Is Temporarily Unavailable
Plz Try Ur Call Letter"
U Can Call On Him Anytime . . .
Teri Zindagi Ka Har Ek Pal Nayab Ho Jaye

Tere Dil Ki Har Kali Khil Ker Gulaab Ho Jaye

Jin Par Barasti Hai Khuda Ki Khaas Rehmatai''n

Un Hastiyo''n Main Tera Intikhaab Ho Jaye . . .
This Msg Is 4m Hum 2 Tum

That

Hum is Missing Tum Very Much

Without Tum, Hum Is Very Lonely

So Tum Never Go Far From Hum

Otherwise

Hum Will Die Without Tum ... ;->